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I FEEL A SURGE
OF DEEP SATISFACTION
MUCH AS A KING
ASTRIDE HIS NOBLE STEED
WHEN I RETURN
FROM DAILY STRIFE
TO HEART AND WIFE
HOW PLEASANT
IS THE LIFE I LEAD
DEAR, IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN
YES, YES, YES
I RUN MY HOME
PRECISELY ON SCHEDULE
AT 6:01
I MARCH THROUGH MY DOOR
MY SLIPPERS, SHERRY
AND PIPE ARE DUE AT 6:02
CONSISTENT IS
THE LIFE I LEAD
GEORGE, THEY'RE MISSING!
SPLENDID, SPLENDID
IT'S GRAND TO BE
AN ENGLISHMAN IN 1910
KING EDWARD'S ON THE THRONE
IT'S THE AGE OF MEN
I'M THE LORD OF MY CASTLE
THE SOVEREIGN, THE LIEGE
I TREAT MY SUBJECTS
SERVANTS, CHILDREN, WIFE
WITH A FIRM BUT GENTLE HAND
NOBLESSE OBLIGE
IT'S 6:03 AND THE
HEIRS TO MY DOMINION
ARE SCRUBBED AND TUBBED
AND ADEQUATELY FED
AND SO I'LL PAT
THEM ON THE HEAD
AND SEND THEM OFF TO BED
AH, LORDLY IS THE LIFE I LEAD...
A BRITISH NANNY
MUST BE A GENERAL
THE FUTURE EMPIRE
LIES WITHIN HER HANDS
AND SO THE PERSON THAT WE
NEED TO MOULD THE BREED
IS A NANNY WHO
CAN GIVE COMMANDS
ARE YOU GETTING
THIS WINIFRED?
OH YES, DEAR, EVERY WORD
A BRITISH BANK
IS RUN WITH PRECISION
A BRITISH HOME
REQUIRES NOTHING LESS
TRADITION
DISCIPLINE AND RULES
MUST BE THE TOOLS
WITHOUT THEM
DISORDER!
CATASTROPHE!
ANARCHY!
IN SHORT
YOU HAVE A GHASTLY MESS