Look like a girl
but I think like a guy
Not ladylike to behave
like a slime
Easy to be sleazy
when you've got
a filthy mind
You stick to your yogurts
I'll stick to my apple pie
Girls are not meant to
fight dirty
Never look a day
past thirty
Not gonna bend over
and curtsy for you
Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping
about me
to hide your insecurities
All you say is blah blah
Girls they never
befriend me
'cause I fall asleep
when they speak
of all the calories
they eat
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Girls oh girls
wag your tails
to the beat
Oh girls aloud
oh the journos in heat
Write such good stories oh
their mothers must be proud
Making money off your
insecurity and doubt
Girls are not meant to
fight dirty
Never look a day
past thirty
Not gonna bend over
and curtsy for you
Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping
about me
to hide your insecurities
All you say is blah blah
Girls they never
befriend me
'cause I fall asleep
when they speak
of all the calories they eat
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
All they say is na na na
Na na na na na
I feel I've been riding
in a fast car
Burning dirty gas
won't get you that far
I feel I've been riding
up the wrong path
but I'm gonna make sure
I get the last laugh
Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping
about me
to hide your insecurities
All you say is blah blah
Girls they never befriend me
'cause I fall asleep
when they speak
of all the calories they eat
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na