I am the bringer of your wishes
Your saviour from doing work
The washer of your dishes
and you'll still get
your mid-day perk
Estate agent your mansion
and pot of gold
All the home comforts
before you're getting
tired and old
One more try
try to get what you've never had
Five more bob
for the whole world
that can't be bad
We can't all win
Look it's happening
The future's looking not so bleak
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
So when you hear me coming
along the halls and up the stairs
Get the black teapot
in the cupboard under chairs
All your wives tales
or forecasts and dividends
An E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations
Only pays out to trusting friends
One more try
try to get what you've never had
Five more bob
for the whole world
that can't be bad
We can't all win
Look it's happening
The future's looking not so bleak
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
Let's bring on up there
the winner of a
twenty-five-thousand-pound
Bring him on
So keep your hand on the bottle
and your eyes glued upon the set
When the score cards come up
could be you for the big one next
No thank you
on the front page of the currant bun
They think you stink
but in the pub you'll be number one
One more try
try to get what you've never had
Five more bob
for the whole world
that can't be bad
We can't all win
Look it's happening
The future's looking not so bleak
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every
week