A sorting office
in the Old Kent Road
Caters from coast to most
A nice little number
if you're out of work
and aren't the sort to boast
You're in need of a
job bob a job rob a job
I'm your man to see
I'll sit I'll listen
I'll not say a word
The less said
would be best for we
Ooh
What a firm of naughty boys
Ooh
I've been a naughty boy
We don't want to mark
each other's card
except the one you need
I need you and your returns
to help build my company
My twins work Brighton
on a sunny day
They cover town
with the shake of a hand
On a high come back
'cause of no come back
Now they're working
in the promised land
Ooh
What a pair of naughty boys
Ooh
I've been a naughty boy
The Allied Irish
Cyprus Bank
India Bank
The Bank of Turkey
United Bank
The People's Bank
To catch the worm
you got to be up early
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha woo
Temporarily out of bounds
Had to move the office
clear out of town
For every problem
there's a solution
and I can do without constitution
Dealing cards from up
the Old Kent Road
I've been checked up
on my heavy load
And you can go
but be back soon
I'll have some work
for you to groom
Ooh
What a lot of naughty boys
Ooh
I've been a naughty boy
Trustees Bank
Barclays Bank
The Natwest Bank
Midland Bank
The Bank Of Scotland
Williams and Glyns
Bureau de Change
The People's Bank
Ooh
What a lot of naughty boys
Ooh
What a pair of naughty boys
Ooh
What a firm of naughty boys
Ooh
I've been a naughty boy