I HEARD HE WAS GONNA
MARRY SOME GIRL
FROM DENVER
THEN MY SISTER
CAME OVER
HAD THE
SUNDAY PAPER
WITH HER
THERE WAS THE GIRL
ON THE SOCIAL PAGE
LOOKIN' IN LOVE
AND ALL ENGAGED
WE DECIDED
SHE DON'T TAKE A
VERY GOOD PICTURE
IT MAY BE MY FAMILY'S
REDNECK NATURE
RUBBIN' OFF
BRINGING OUT
UNLADYLIKE BEHAVIOR
IT SURE AIN'T CHRISTIAN
TO JUDGE A STRANGER
BUT I DON'T LIKE HER
SHE MAY BE AN ANGEL
WHO SPENDS
ALL WINTER
BRINGIN' THE HOMELESS
BLANKETS AND DINNER
A REGULAR NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE WINNER
BUT I REALLY HATE HER
I'LL THINK OF A
REASON LATER
4 BAR
BREAK
I DREW HORNS
AND BLACKED OUT
HER TOOTH
WITH A MARKER
CHILDISH YES
BUT SHE MADE
SUCH A THIN
LITTLE TARGET
I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
ON MY OWN
BUT I'VE GOT
THE SLIGHTEST OF A
JEALOUS BONE
AND SEEIN' HER
WITH HIM
TENDS TO ENLARGE IT
WELL IT MAY BE
MY FAMILY'S
REDNECK NATURE
RUBBIN' OFF
BRINGING OUT
UNLADYLIKE BEHAVIOR
IT SURE AIN'T CHRISTIAN
TO JUDGE A STRANGER
BUT I DON'T LIKE HER
SHE MAY BE AN ANGEL
WHO SPENDS
ALL WINTER
BRINGIN' THE HOMELESS
BLANKETS AND DINNER
A REGULAR NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE WINNER
BUT I REALLY HATE HER
I'LL THINK OF A
REASON LATER
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
INSIDE HER HEAD MAY
LAY ALL THE ANSWERS
TO CURING DISEASES
FROM BALDNESS
TO CANCER
THE SALT OF THE EARTH
AND A REAL GOOD
DANCER
BUT I REALLY HATE HER
I'LL THINK OF A
REASON LATER
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
(SPOKEN)
WELL
IT WAS JUST ONE TOOTH
DID I MENTION I DON'T
PARTICULARLY
CARE FOR HER