YOU KNOW I LOVE
THAT ORGANIC COOKIN'
I ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE
AND THEY CALL ME
MISTER NATURAL
ON DOWN TO
THE HEALTH FOOD STORE
I ONLY EAT
GOOD SEA SALT
WHITE SUGAR
DON'T TOUCH MY LIPS
AND MY FRIENDS
IS ALWAYS BEGGIN' ME
TO TAKE 'EM ON
MACROBIOTIC TRIPS
YES THEY ARE
AW BUT NIGHT
I TAKE OUT
MY STRONGBOX
THAT I KEEP UNDER
LOCK AND KEY
AND I TAKE IT OFF
TO MY CLOSET
WHERE NOBODY ELSE
CAN SEE
I OPEN THAT DOOR
SO SLOWLY
TAKE A PEEK UP
NORTH AND SOUTH
THEN I PULL OUT
A HOSTESS TWINKIE
AND I POP IT IN MY MOUTH
YEAH IN THE DAYTIME
I'M MISTER NATURAL
JUST-A HEALTHY
AS I CAN BE
BUT AT NIGHT
I'M A JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
GOOD LORD
HAVE PITY ON ME
WELL AT LUNCHTIME
YOU CAN ALWAYS
FIND ME
AT THE WHOLE EARTH
VITAMIN BAR
JUST SUCKIN' ON
MY PLAIN-WHITE YOGURT
FROM MY HAND-THROWN
POTTERY JAR
AND SIPPIN' LITTLE
HAND-PRESSED CIDER
WITH A CARROT STICK
FOR DESSERT
AND WIPIN' MY FACE
IN A NATURAL WAY
ON THE SLEEVE
OF MY PEASANT SHIRT
AW YEAH
AH BUT
WHEN THAT CLOCK
STRIKES MIDNIGHT
AND I'M ALL BY MYSELF
I WORK
THAT COMBINATION
ON MY SECRET
HIDEAWAY SHELF
AND I PULL OUT SOME
FRITOS CORN CHIPS
DR. PEPPER
AND A OL' MOON PIE
THEN I SIT BACK IN
GLORIOUS EXPECTATION
OF A GENUINE
JUNK FOOD HIGH
YEAH IN THE DAYTIME
I'M MISTER NATURAL
AH YEAH IN THE DAYTIME
I'M MISTER NATURAL
JUST-A HEALTHY
AS I CAN BE
AW BUT AT NIGHT
I'M A JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
GOOD LORD
HAVE PITY ON ME ALRIGHT
MY FRIENDS DOWN
AT THE COMMUNE
THEY THINK
I'M PRETTY NEAT
AW I DON'T KNOW
NOTHING 'BOUT
ARTS AND CRAFTS
BUT I GIVE 'EM ALL
SOMETHIN' TO EAT
I'M A FRIEND TO
OLD EWELL GIBBONS
AND I ONLY EAT
HOME-GROWN SPICE
I GOT A JOHN KEATS
AUTOGRAPHED
GRECIAN URN
FILLED UP WITH
MY BROWN RICE
YES I DO
AW FOLKS BUT LATELY
I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
WITH A BIG MAC
ON MY BREATH
STUMBLIN' INTO
A COLONEL SANDERS
WITH A FACE
AS WHITE AS DEATH
I'M AFRAID SOMEDAY
THEY'LL FIND ME
JUST STRETCHED OUT
ON MY BED
WITH A HANDFUL OF
PRINGLES POTATO CHIPS
AND A DING DONG
BY MY HEAD
AND IN THE DAYTIME
I'M MISTER NATURAL
JUST-A HEALTHY
AS I CAN BE
BUT AT NIGHT
I'M A JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
GOOD LORD
HAVE PITY ON ME