THERE'S A GARDEN
THAT NEEDS WEEDIN'
AND A CAT
THAT NEEDS FEEDIN'
THERE'S A DOG
THAT NEEDS SCRUBBIN'
AND A MAN
THAT NEEDS LOVIN'
THERE'S A BEER
THAT NEEDS DRINKIN'
AND THE LAUNDRY'S
DOWN RIGHT STINKIN'
YOU CAN SAY
I'M STUBBORN
BUT HONEY
I'M TELLIN' YOU
STRAIGHT
I AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN'
'TIL DALE EARNHARDT
WINS CUP NUMBER
EIGHT
THERE'S A FAUCET
THAT'S 'A DRIPPIN'
AND THE BABY'S PANTS
ARE RIPPIN'
SO MY MAN
HE'S 'A BITCHIN'
AND MY SKIN
IS 'A ITCHIN'
THE TRUCK
IS 'A STALLIN'
AND THE BOSS
KEEPS ON CALLIN'
LET ME SAY IT OUT LOUD
IT'S ALL GONNA HAVE
TO WAIT
'CAUSE I AIN'T DOIN'
NOTHIN'
'TIL DALE EARNHARDT
WINS CUP NUMBER
EIGHT
THE INTIMIDATOR
IS THE MAN
HE GETS THE TROPHIES
AND HE GETS
THE CHECKS
AND IF EARNHARDT
WINS CUP NUMBER
EIGHT
UH IT'LL BE BETTER
THAN SEX
THERE'S A CAKE
THAT NEEDS BAKIN'
AND SOME TOES
THAT NEED PAINTIN'
THERE'S SOME ROOTS
THAT NEED DYIN'
AND SOME EGGS
THAT NEED FRYIN'
YOU MIGHT THINK
I'M CRAZY
BUT HONEY
I'M NOT LYIN'
NO ROOSTER'S
GONNA GET IT
FROM THIS
LITTLE RED HEN
UNTIL DALE EARNHARDT
GETS THE WINSTON CUP
AGAIN
YOU CAN POUT
AND HOLD
YOUR BREATH
YOU CAN GET
DOWN RIGHT IRATE
BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN'
YOU KNOW WHAT
'TIL DALE
GETS NUMBER EIGHT
YEAH HONEY
YOU BEST BE PRAYIN'
FOR THAT CHECKERED
FLAG
AND SOME EXTRA POINTS
FOR MY MAIN MAN
COME TO THINK OF IT
YOU'D MAKE A CUTE
LITTLE SCORE KEEPER
SITTIN' DOWN THERE
AT THE TRACK
WITH YOU'RE LITTLE
SCORE CARD
YEAH REAL CUTE
BUT YOU STILL
AIN'T GETTIN'
YOU STILL AIN'T GETTIN'
YOU AIN'T GETTIN'
YOU KNOW WHAT
'TIL DALE EARNHARDT
WINS CUP NUMBER
EIGHT
OW