I SAW THAT LITTLE
WHITE CIRCLE
WHERE THE RING
WENT ON HIS HAND
BUT AGAINST
MY BETTER JUDGMENT
I FELL FOR
A MARRIED MAN
HE SWORE THAT HE
WOULD LEAVE HER
AND HE'D START
A BRAND NEW LIFE
BUT IN THE END
SURPRISE SURPRISE
HE LEFT ME
FOR HIS WIFE
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
I CAN'T FIND
A SINGLE MAN
TO SHARE MY DOUBLE BED
THERE'S A RING
ON THEIR FINGER
OR THEY'RE LIGHT
ON THEIR FEET
OR THERE'S A TOMBSTONE
ON THEIR HEAD
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
THEN I MET
THE SWEETEST GUY
HE WAS TOO GOOD
TO BE TRUE
HE LOVED TO DO
ALL THOSE THINGS
MEN USUALLY HATE TO DO
WHEN HE TOOK ME
TO THAT BAR
I THOUGHT WE'D FIND
ROMANCE
BUT WHEN I SAW
TOM DICK AND HARRY
I KNEW I DIDN'T STAND
A CHANCE
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
I CAN'T FIND
A SINGLE MAN
TO SHARE MY DOUBLE BED
THERE'S A RING
ON THEIR FINGER
OR THEY'RE LIGHT
ON THEIR FEET
OR THERE'S A TOMBSTONE
ON THEIR HEAD
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
COULD THIS SONG
POSSIBLY HAVE
A HAPPY ENDING
OH I FINALLY MET
THE PERFECT MAN
GOOD LOOKIN'
SINGLE AND STRAIGHT
WHEN WE WERE
MAKIN' LOVE
I THOUGHT
GOOD THINGS
COME TO THOSE
WHO WAIT
BUT THEN RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF
YOU KNOW WHAT
HE GASPED HIS FINAL
BREATH
WELL WHAT A SHAME
HE'LL NEVER KNOW
I LOVED THAT MAN
TO DEATH
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
I CAN'T FIND
A SINGLE MAN
TO SHARE MY DOUBLE BED
THERE'S A RING
ON THEIR FINGER
OR THEY'RE LIGHT
ON THEIR FEET
OR THERE'S A TOMBSTONE
ON THEIR HEAD
EVERY MAN I LOVE
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD
EVERY MAN I LOVED
IS EITHER
MARRIED GAY OR DEAD