All rise
Get ready
You're in heaven
when you
hear big seven
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Mary had
a little pig,
she could not
stop it grunting
So she took it
up the garden path
and she kicked
its little rump in
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a
roll of cheese
Jack came down with
a beaming smile
and his trousers
round his knees
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Little Jack Horner
sat in the corner
with a dirty look
in his eyes
He never looked
at the pretty girls
but he smiled when
the boys went by
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
To love all night
and sleep all day
was really my desire
I tried it once
but it didn't
work out
'Cos the pussy
cat caught fire
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get the poor
doggy a bone
But when she bent
down the dog came
around and he gave
her a bone of his own
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over
the candle stick
Silly boy he
should've jumped
higher
Goodness gracious!
Great balls of fire
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
High-high-higher
Judge Dread lay
on a double bed
with a girl
performing great
He said: "Would you
like big seven again?"
She said: "No, but
I'll have big eight!"
Hey-hey
Didi-dum-dey
Didi-dum-dey
Didi-dum-dey.....
Ooh Aah
Ooh Ooh
'Bye!