Spoken...
JOHNNY AND ROBBIE
YOUTH, WHY YOU TALKIN'
LIKE THAT WE'RE FROM STOKE
I DUNNO
BUT I CAN'T STOP HERE, PALLY
HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE
Sung...
LIKE THE WALLPAPER
STICKS TO THE WALL
A-LIKE THE SEASHORE
CLINGS TO THE SEA
LIKE YOU'LL NEVER
GET RID OF YOUR SHADOW
A-YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME
LET ALL THE OTHERS
FIGHT AND FUSS
WHATEVER HAPPENS
WE'VE GOT US...
ME AND MY SHADOW
STROLLIN' DOWN THE AVENUE
WOAH, OH
CLOSER THAN PAGES
THAT STICK IN A BOOK
WE'RE CLOSER THAN RIPPLES
THAT FLOW IN A BROOK
WHEREVER YOU'LL FIND HIM
YOU'LL FIND ME, JUST LOOK
CLOSER THAN A MISER
OR THE BLOODHOUNDS TO LIZA
ME AND MY SHADOW
CLOSER THAN SMOG IS
TO ALL OF L.A.
CLOSER THAN RICKY
TO CONFESSIN' HE'S GAY
NOT A SOUL
CAN BUST THIS TEAM IN TWO
WE STICK TOGETHER LIKE GLUE
HA-HA! OH, MAN
IT'S SLEEPIN' TIME
THAT'S WHEN WE RISE
WE START TO SWING
HOO-HOO-HOO
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO JAZZ, YOU
OUR-OUR-OUR
CLOCKS DON'T CHIME
WHAT A SURPRISE
A-THEY RING, A-DING-DING!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
ME AND MY SHADOW
AND NOW TO REPEAT
WHAT I SAID AT THE START
THEY'LL NEED A LARGE CROWBAR
TO BREAK US APART
WE'RE ALONE
BUT FAR FROM BLUE, WOAH, OH...
BEFORE WE GET FINISHED
WE'LL MAKE THE TOWN ROAR
WE'LL HIT A FEW LATE SPOTS
AND THEN A FEW MORE
WE'LL START OFF AT STRINGY'S
AND MAYBE GROUCHO'S
LIFE IS GONNA BE
A-WOW-WOW-WEE...
FOR MY... SHADOW AND ME...
Spoken...
HOO! HOO! YOUTH, THAT WAS ACE
CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN
NO, I'M TOO TIRED
OH, PLEASE ROB
NO, I'M SWUNG OUT
OH, COME ON, I'LL-I'LL
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MONEY
I DON'T NEED MONEY
WHAT 'BOUT A CUP OF TEA
NOT THIRSTY
I WON'T TELL ANYBODY
YOU'RE GAY
Resume Singing...
BEFORE WE GET FINISHED
WE'LL MAKE THE TOWN ROAR
AGH!
WE'LL HIT ALL THE LATE SPOTS
AND THEN A FEW MORE
WE'LL START OUT AT STRINGY'S
AND MAYBE GROUCHO'S
LIFE IS GONNA BE
A-WOW-WOW-WEE
FOR MY... SHADOW AND ME.....
YEAH!