I FOUND A GIRL WHO'S
GOT HER OWN MONEY
SHE'S SO GOOD LOOKIN'
THAT IT AIN'T FUNNY
SHE'S GOT HERSELF
A BEAUTY SCHOOL
DIPLOMA
RUNNER-UP
TO MISS OKLAHOMA
SHE LOOKS UPTOWN
BUT SHE AIN'T REALLY
SHE'S INTO FOOTBALL
SHE LIKES MY CHILI
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
CAN'T BE THIS HAPPY
I SAID
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
I FOUND A GIRL WHO'S
SWEETER THAN HONEY
SHE PETS MY DOG AND
SHE LIKES MY BUDDIES
THE KINDA GIRL
WHO AIN'T
AFRAID OF NOTHIN'
SHE'S INDEPENDENT
SHE DOES HER
OWN PLUMBIN'
HER DADDY'S RICH BUT
SHE DON'T LET IT SHOW
SHE LIKES TO FISH
SHE'S GOT HER
OWN BOAT Y'ALL
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
I SAID
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
CAN'T BE THIS HAPPY
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
SHE'S GOT
LONG BLOND HAIR
AND HER EYES ARE BLUE
SHE WANTS A HUSBAND
BUT NOT ANY
TIME SOON Y'ALL
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
I SAID
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
CAN'T BE THIS HAPPY
Y'ALL SAID
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
I SAID
SOMEBODY SLAP ME
CAN'T BE THIS HAPPY
SOMEBODY SLAP ME