What do you do
with a fruit
They're juicy and
healthy and cute
But to eat 'em it's true
there's a few things to do
if you wanna get
through to the fruit
First there's
the peel problem
very tricky
Now bananas are nice
with a soft easy skin
Try peeling a melon
What trouble you're in
A grape is a pleasure
There's nothing to do
Well a pineapple's murder
Let 'em fix it for you
Give it to mom
she'll cut some nice
easy pieces up for you
Now an orange is tasty
The peel's rather thick
But don't eat a lemon
It might make you sick
And grapefruits are
sour sometimes
No one knows why
And I wouldn't quite
trust them
They squirt in your eye
But a nectarine
Now there's a fruit
A nectarine
Where do such
things come from
Half a peach
half a plum
and very clean
You wash them
so they're very clean
And be sure
when you do
there's no bugs
in there too
So what do you do
with a fruit
They're squishy and
run down your suit
But you really
can't beat them
So bite in and eat 'em
Num num num num
Num num
They really
deserve a salute
Every apple and cherry
has me feeling merry
I love every strawberry
raspberry very
I guess I'll just
holler and hoot
'cause that's what I do
with a fruit
We're quite a pair