GONNA TELL YOU
A STORY
THAT YOU WON'T BELIEVE
BUT I FELL IN LOVE
LAST FRIDAY EVENING
WITH THE GIRL I SAW
ON A BAR ROOM
T.V. SCREEN
WELL I WAS JUST
GETTING READY
TO GET MY HAT
WHEN SHE CAUGHT
MY EYE
AND I PUT IT BACK
AND I ORDERED MYSELF
A COUPLE MORE SHOTS
AND BEERS
THE NIGHT
THAT I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A ROLLER DERBY
QUEEN
AROUND AND 'ROUND
OH 'ROUND AND 'ROUND
THE MEANEST HUNK
OF WOMAN
THAT ANYBODY EVER
SEEN
DOWN IN THE ARENA
SHE WAS FIVE FOOT SIX
AND TWO FIFTEEN
A BLEACH BLONDE MAMA
WITH A STREAK OF MEAN
SHE KNEW HOW
TO KNUCKLE
AND SHE KNEW HOW
TO SCUFFLE
AND FIGHT
AND THE ROLLER DERBY
PROGRAM SAID
THAT SHE WAS BUILT
LIKE A 'FRIDGERATOR
WITH A HEAD
HER FANS CALLED HER
TUFFY
BUT ALL HER BUDDIES
CALLED HER SPIKE
YOU KNOW THAT
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A ROLLER DERBY
QUEEN
AROUND AND 'ROUND
OH 'ROUND AND 'ROUND
THE MEANEST HUNK
OF WOMAN
THAT ANYBODY
EVER SEEN
DOWN IN THE ARENA
UH HUH
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL I COULD NOT HELP IT
BUT TO FALL IN LOVE
WITH THIS HEAVY DUTY
WOMAN
I'VE BEEN SPEAKING OF
THINGS LOOKED
KINDA BAD
UNTIL THE DAY
SHE SKATED INTO
MY LIFE
WELL SHE MIGHT BE
NASTY
SHE MIGHT BE FAT
BUT I NEVER MET
A PERSON
WHO WOULD
TELL HER THAT
SHE'S MY BIG BLONDE
BOMBER
MY HEAVY HANDED
HACKENSACK MAMA
YOU KNOW THAT
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A ROLLER DERBY
QUEEN
AROUND AND 'ROUND
OH 'ROUND AND 'ROUND
THE MEANEST
HUNK OF WOMAN
THAT ANYBODY
EVER SEEN
DOWN IN THE ARENA
UH HUH