I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly
This is what she said She
said "Listen John, I love you
But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two- time you
So it's the end for you and me" "Who's
this bloke?" I asked her
"Goooooordon", she replied
"Not THAT puff", I said dismayed
"Yes but he's no puff" she cried
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Here
we go, two three four I
was so upset that I cried
All the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon
Standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie
And they were both laughing at me Oh,
she is cruel and heartless
To pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's better looking than me
Just cos he's cool and trendy But
I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Here
we go, two three four Oh
she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair I'm
so upset
I'm so upset, I'm so upset
Yeah yeah I
ought to smash his face in
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, in't he?
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him
He'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?
Oh well, I don't care I
don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff