SON
WELL NOW ME
AND HOMER JONES
AND BIG JOHN TALLEY
HAD A BIG CRAP GAME
GOIN' BACK IN THE ALLEY
AND I KEPT
ROLLIN' THEM SEVENS
AND WINNIN'
ALL THEM POTS
MY LUCK WAS SO GOOD
I COULD DO NO WRONG
I JUST KEPT ON ROLLIN'
AND CONTROLLIN'
THEM BONES
FINALLY THEY JUST
THREW UP THEIR HANDS
AND SAID
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
I SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
PUT ALL THE MONEY IN
AND LET'S
ROLL 'EM AGAIN
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA
WELL NOW EVERY TIME
I ROLLED THEM DICE
I'D WIN
AND I WAS JUST
GETTIN' READY
TO ROLL 'EM AGAIN
WHEN I HEARD
SOMETHIN' BEHIND ME
I TURNED AROUND
AND THERE WAS
A BIG OLD COP
HE SAID HELLO BOYS
THEN HE GAVE US
A GRIN
SAID LOOKS LIKE
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
HAUL Y'ALL IN
AND KEEP
ALL THAT MONEY
FOR EVIDENCE
I SAID WELL SON
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
HE SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
YOU CAN 'SPLAIN IT ALL
DOWN AT CITY HALL
I SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA
WELL WHEN HE
TOOK US INTO COURT
I COULDN'T
BELIEVE MY EYES
THE JUDGE WAS
A FISHIN' BUDDY
THAT I RECOGNIZED
I SAID HEY JUDGE
OLD BUDDY OLD PAL
I'LL PAY YOU THAT
HUNDRED I OWE YOU
IF YOU GET ME
OUT OF THIS SPOT
SO HE GAVE MY FRIENDS
A LITTLE FINE TO PAY
HE TURNED AROUND
AND GRINNED AT ME
AND SAID
NINETY DAYS JERRY
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
AND I SAID THANKS A LOT
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
HE LET MY FRIENDS
GO FREE
AND THROWED
THE BOOK AT ME
HE SAID WELL
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
I SAID
WELL I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING JUDGE
OLD BUDDY OLD PAL
IF YOU WASN'T WEARIN'
THAT BLACK ROBE
I'D TAKE YOU
OUT IN BACK OF
THIS COURTHOUSE
AND I'D TRY A LITTLE BIT
OF YOUR HONOR ON
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU HILLBILLY
WHO'S GONNA
COLLECT MY WELFARE
PAY FOR MY CADILLAC
WHAT DO YA MEAN
CONTEMPT OF COURT
JUDGE
OH JUDGE
JUDGEE POO