SON
WELL NOW
ME AND HOMER JONES
AND BIG JOHN TALLEY
HAD A BIG CRAP GAME
GOIN' BACK IN THE ALLEY
I KEPT ROLLIN' THEM
SEVENS AND WINNIN'
ALL THEM POTS
WELL MY LUCK
WAS SO GOOD
I COULD DO NO WRONG
I JUST KEPT ON
ROLLIN' 'N CONTROLLIN'
THEM BONES
FINALLY THEY JUST
THREW UP THEIR HANDS
AND SAID
WHEN YOU HOT YOU HOT
I SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
PUT ALL THE MONEY IN
AND ROLL 'EM AGAIN
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
YA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA
WELL NOW
EVERY TIME I'D ROLL
THEM DICE I'D WIN
AND I WAS JUST GETTIN'
READY TO ROLL 'EM AGAIN
WHEN I HEARD
SOMETHIN' BEHIND ME
I TURNED AROUND
AND THERE WAS A
BIG 'OL COP
HE SAID HELLO BOYS
AND THEN HE
GAVE US A GRIN
HE SAID
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA
HAVE TO HAUL Y'ALL IN
AND KEEP ALL THAT
MONEY FOR EVIDENCE
I SAID WELL SON
WHEN YOU HOT YOU HOT
HE SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
YOU CAN 'SPLAIN IT ALL
DOWN AT CITY HALL
I SAID YEAH
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
WELL WHEN HE
TOOK US INTO COURT
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
MY EYES
THE JUDGE WAS A FISHIN'
BUDDY THAT I RECOGNIZED
I SAID HEY JUDGE
OL' BUDDY OL' PAL
I'LL PAY YA
THAT HUNDRED
I OWE YA IF YA GET ME
OUTTA THIS SPOT
SO HE GAVE MY FRIENDS
A LITTLE FINE TO PAY
HE TURNED AROUND
AND GRINNED AT ME
AND SAID
NINETY DAYS JERRY
WHEN YOU HOT YOU HOT
I SAID THANKS A LOT
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
YOU'RE NOT
HE LET MY FRIENDS
GO FREE
AND THREW THE BOOK
AT ME HE SAID
WHEN YOU'RE HOT
YOU'RE HOT
I SAID I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING JUDGE
OL' BUDDY OL' PAL
IF YOU WASN'T WEARIN'
THAT BLACK ROBE
I'D TAKE YOU OUT BACK
OF THIS COURTHOUSE
AND TRY A LITTLE BIT
OF YOUR HONOR ON
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU HILLBILLY
WHO'S GONNA COLLECT
MY WELFARE
PAY FOR MY CADILLAC
WHAT DA YOU MEAN
CONTEMPT OF COURT
JUDGE OH JUDGE