MISSED MY ALARM
CLOCK RINGIN'
WOKE UP TELEPHONE
SCREAMIN'
BOSS MAN SINGIN'
HIS SAME OLD SONG
ROLLED IN LATE
ABOUT AN HOUR
NO CUP OF COFFEE
NO SHOWER
WALK OF SHAME
WITH TWO
DIFFERENT SHOES ON
NOW IT'S POOR ME
WHY ME
OH ME
BORIN'
THE SAME OLD
WORN OUT
BLAH BLAH STORY
THERE'S NO GOOD
EXPLANATION
FOR IT AT ALL
AIN'T NO RHYME
OR REASON
NO COMPLICATED
MEANIN'
AIN'T NO NEED
TO OVERTHINK IT
LET GO LAUGHIN'
LIFE DON'T GO
QUITE LIKE YOU
PLANNED IT
WE TRY SO
HARD TO
UNDERSTAND IT
THE IRREFUTABLE
INDISPUTABLE
FACT IS
PSSSH
IT HAPPENS
MY TRUSTY
RUSTY HAD A FLAT
I BORROWED
MY NEIGHBOR'S
CADILLAC
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
GOIN' DOWN
TO WALLY WORLD
THAT YELLOW LIGHT
TURNED RED
TOO QUICKLY
KNEW THAT TRUCK
THE MOMENT IT HIT ME
OUT STEPPED MY EX
AND HIS NEW GIRL
SORRY 'BOUT
YOUR NECK BABY
BUT IT'S POOR ME
WHY ME
OH ME
BORIN'
THE SAME OLD WORN OUT
BLAH BLAH STORY
THERE'S NO GOOD
EXPLANATION
FOR IT AT ALL
AIN'T NO RHYME
OR REASON
NO COMPLICATED MEANIN'
AIN'T NO NEED TO
OVERTHINK IT
LET GO LAUGHIN'
LIFE DON'T GO
QUITE LIKE YOU
PLANNED IT
WE TRY SO
HARD TO
UNDERSTAND IT
THE IRREFUTABLE
INDISPUTABLE
FACT IS
IT HAPPENS
4 BAR
BREAK
AIN'T NO RHYME
OR REASON
NO COMPLICATED MEANIN'
AIN'T NO NEED TO
OVERTHINK IT
LET GO LAUGHIN'
LIFE DON'T GO
QUITE LIKE YOU
PLANNED IT
WE TRY SO
HARD TO
UNDERSTAND IT
THE IRREFUTABLE
INDISPUTABLE
FACT IS
YEAH THE IRREFUTABLE
INDISPUTABLE
ABSOLUTEABLE
TOTALLY
BEAUTIFUL FACT IS
PSSSH
IT HAPPENS