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Spoken...
ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM
YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK
YOU'VE COME SO FAR
WHY NOW
ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK
I'D NORMALLY
SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
AND EVERYONE HERE
COULD WATCH
BUT I'M FEELING NICE
HERE'S SOME ADVICE
LISTEN UP, BIOTCH!
Sung...
LOOKING HOT
BUYING STUFF THEY CANNOT
DRINKING HARD
MAXING DAD'S CREDIT CARD
SKIPPING GYM
SCARING HER, SCREWING HIM
KILLER CLOTHES
KICKING NERDS IN THE NOSE
IF YOU LACK THE BALLS
YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS
LET YOUR MOMMY
FIX YOU A SNACK
OR YOU COULD COME SMOKE
POUND SOME RUM AND COKE
IN MY PORSCHE
WITH THE QUARTERBACK
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH
HONEY, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE
TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE
YOU'RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE
THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
GUYS FALL AT YOUR FEET
PAY THE CHEQUE
HELP YOU CHEAT
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SAY GOODBYE TO SHAMU
THAT FREAK'S NOT YOUR FRIEND
I CAN TELL IN THE END
IF SHE HAD YOUR SHOT
SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU TO ROT
'COURSE IF YOU DON'T CARE
FINE! GO BRAID HER HAIR
MAYBE SESAME STREET IS ON
OR FORGET THAT CREEP
AND GET IN MY JEEP
LET'S GO TEAR UP
SOMEONE'S LAWN
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH
HONEY, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE
YOU'VE JUST GOTTA PROVE
YOU'RE NOT A PUSSY ANYMORE
THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
YOU CAN JOIN THE TEAM
OR YOU CAN BITCH AND MOAN
YOU CAN LIVE THE DREAM
OR YOU CAN DIE ALONE
YOU CAN FLY WITH EAGLES
OR IF YOU PREFER
KEEP ON TESTING ME
AND END UP LIKE HER
Spoken...
VERONICA, LOOK!
RAM INVITED ME TO HIS
HOMECOMING PARTY
THIS PROVES HE'S BEEN
THINKING ABOUT ME
COLOUR ME STOKED
I'M SO HAPPY!
Resume Singing...
WOAH...
HONEY, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
Shouted...
SHUT UP, HEATHER!
Resume Singing...
STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
MORE...
THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
IT'S MY CANDY STORE
IT'S MY CANDY
IT'S MY CANDY STORE
IT'S MY CANDY
IT'S MY CANDY STORE
IT'S MY CANDY STORE...