HEY THERE
TEENAGE
BALTIMORE
DON'T CHANGE
THAT CHANNEL
'CAUSE IT'S TIME
FOR THE CORNY
COLLINS SHOW
BROUGHT TO YOU
BY ULTRA CLUTCH
HAIRSPRAY
EVERY AFTERNOON
WHEN THE CLOCK
STRIKES FOUR
BOP-BEE-BA
BA-BA-BA-BA
BEE-BA
A CRAZY BUNCH
OF KIDS
CRASH THROUGH
THAT DOOR
YEAH
BOP-BEE-BA
BA-BA-BA-BA
BEE-BA
THEY THROW
OFF THEIR COATS
AND LEAVE THE
SQUARES BEHIND
THEN THEY
SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
LIKE THEY'RE LOSING
THEIR MIND
YOU'LL NEVER SEE
THEM FROWN
'CAUSE THEY'RE
THE NICEST KIDS
IN TOWN
OOH OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH OOH
OOH
EVERY AFTERNOON
YOU TURN YOUR
T.V. ON
NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
AND WE KNOW YOU
TURN THE SOUND UP
WHEN YOUR
PARENTS
ARE GONE
NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
AND THEN YOU
TWIST AND SHOUT
FOR YOUR
FAVORITE STAR
AND ONCE YOU'VE
PRACTICED EVERY
STEP THAT'S IN YOUR
REPERTOIRE
YOU BETTER COME
ON DOWN
AND MEET
THE NICEST
KIDS IN TOWN
NICE WHITE KIDS
WHO LIKE
TO LEAD THE WAY
AND ONCE A MONTH
WE HAVE OUR
NEGRO DAY
AND I'M THE MAN
WHO KEEPS IT
SPINNIN' ROUND
MISTER
CORNY COLLINS
WITH THE
LATEST
GREATEST
BALTIMORE
SOUND
SO EVERY
AFTERNOON
DROP EVERYTHING
BOP-BEE-BA
BA-BA-BA-BA
BEE-BA
WHO NEEDS
TO READ AND WRITE
WHEN YOU CAN
DANCE AND SING
YEAH YEAH YEAH
FORGET ABOUT
YOUR ALGEBRA
AND CALCULUS
YOU CAN ALWAYS
DO YOUR
HOMEWORK
ON THE
MORNING BUS
CAN'T TELL A
VERB FROM A NOUN
THEY'RE THE
NICEST KIDS IN TOWN
ROLL CALL
I'M AMBER
BRAD
TAMMY
FENDER
BRENDA
SKETCH
SHELLEY
I.Q.
LOU ANN
AND I'M
LINK
AAH
EVERY NIGHT
YOU'RE SHAKING
AS YOU LIE IN BED
MONY-MONY
OOH
MONY-MONY
WELL THE
BASS AND DRUMS
ARE POUNDING
IN YOUR HEAD
MONY-MONY
OOH
MONY-MONY
WHO CARES
ABOUT SLEEP
WHEN YOU CAN
SNOOZE IN SCHOOL
THEY'LL NEVER
GET TO COLLEGE
BUT THEY SURE
LOOK COOL
DON'T NEED A
CAP AND A GOWN
THEY'RE THE
NICEST KIDS IN TOWN
THEY'RE THE NICEST
OH
THEY'RE THE NICEST
NICEST
OH THEY'RE THE
SUGAR N' SPICEST
NICEST KIDS IN
KIDS IN TOWN
WHOOH