I am hanging
in the bathroom
at the biggest party
of the fall
I could stay right here
or disappear
and nobody'd even
notice at all
I'm a creeper
in a bathroom
'cause my buddy
kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee
than stand awkwardly
or pretend to check
a text on my phone
Everything felt fine
when I was half of a pair
Now through no
fault of mine
there's no other half there
Now I'm just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
at a party
No you can't come in
I'm waiting it out
'til it's time to leave
and picking at grout
as I softly grieve
I'm just Michael
who you don't know
Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom
by himself
All by himself
I am hiding
but he's out there
just ignoring
all our history
Memories get erased
and I'll get replaced
with a newer
cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk girl
sing along to Whitney
through the door
I wanna dance with somebody
And my feelings sink
'cause it makes me think
now there's no one
to make fun of drunk girls
with anymore
Now it's just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
at a party
I half regret the beers
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom
at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait
as long as I need
until my face is dry
or I'll just
blame it on weed
or something in my eye
Ah I'm just Michael
who you don't know
Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom
by himself
Knock knock
knock knock
They're gonna
start to shout soon
Knock knock
knock knock
Oh hell yeah
I'll be out soon
Knock knock
knock knock
It sucks
he left me here alone
Knock knock
knock knock
Here in this
teenage battle zone
Clang clang
clang clang
I feel
the pressure blowing up
Bang bang
bang bang
My big mistake
was showing up
Splash splash
splash splash
I throw some water
in my face
and I am in
a better place
I go to open
up the door
but I can't hear
knocking anymore
And I can't help but yearn
for a different time
And then I look in the mirror
and the present is clearer
and there's no denying
I'm just
at a party
Is there a sadder sight than
hmmm
Michael in the bathroom
at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish
I stayed at home in bed
watching cable porn
or wish
I offed myself instead
wish I was never born
I'm just Michael
who's a loner
so he must be a stoner
rides a PT Cruiser
God he's such a loser
Michael flyin' solo
Who you think
that you know
Michael in the bathroom
by himself
All by himself
All by himself
And all you know
about me
is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came