Honey IÂ’m home
get your sweet
thing over here
IÂ’m ready for
a backrub
but first bring
me a beer
Well you wish I'd let
you get a job well
you just keep
right on a-wishin
You know a woman's
place is in the bedroom
or the kitchen
If God met you she
wouldnÂ’t like you
Five minutes of
your bull and sheÂ’d
unleash her wrath
When you mouthed
off she wouldnÂ’t like
you
SheÂ’d forget sheÂ’s
a lady and just kick
your macho
um um um
If God met you
she wouldnÂ’t like you
You just wonÂ’t
believe all thatÂ’s
happening at work
That former job they
promised me well
they gave it to a skirt
SheÂ’s college
educated oh but
that donÂ’t make
a thing
Cause thereÂ’s
no woman smart
enough to boss
around a man
If God met you she
wouldnÂ’t like you
Five minutes of
your bull and sheÂ’d
unleash her wrath
When you mouthed
off she wouldnÂ’t like
you
SheÂ’d forget sheÂ’s
a lady and just kick
your macho
um um um
If God met you
she wouldnÂ’t like you
If God met you
she wouldnÂ’t like you
Five minutes of
your bull and sheÂ’d
unleash her wrath
When you mouthed
off she wouldnÂ’t like
you
SheÂ’d forget sheÂ’s
a lady and just kick
your macho
um um um
If God met you
she wouldnÂ’t like you
If God met you
she wouldnÂ’t like you
Well Tammy IÂ’m just
gonna tell him not
to like you either