Here's to those who
Love not too wisely
No not too wisely
But too well
To the girl
Who sighs with envy
When she hears
That wedding bell
To the guy
Who'd throw a party
If he knew someone
To call
Here's to the losers
Bless 'em all
Here's to those who
Drink their dinners
When that lady
Doesn't show
To the girls
Who wait for kisses
Underneath
That mistletoe
To the lonely
Summer lovers
When the leaves
Begin to fall
Here's to the losers
Bless 'em all
Hey
Tom Dick and Harry
Come in
Out of the rain
Those torches
You carry
Must be drowned
In champagne
Here's the last toast
Of the evening
Here's to those
Who still believe
All the losers
Will be winners
All the givers
Shall receive
Here's to trouble-free
Tomorrows
May your sorrows
All be small
Here's to the losers
Bless 'em all
Hey
Tom Dick and Harry
Come in
Out of the rain
Those torches
You carry
Must be drowned
In champagne
Here's the last toast
Of the evening
Here's to those
Who still believe
All the losers
Will be winners
All the givers
Shall receive
Here's to trouble-free
Tomorrows
May your sorrows
All be small
Here's to the losers
Here's to the losers
Here's to the losers
Bless 'em all