And the sign said
Long-haired freaky people
need not apply
So I tucked my hair up
under my hat
And I went in to ask
him why
He said you look like a fine
upstandin' young man
I think you do
So I took off my hat
And said imagine that
Huh me
Workin' for you
Wo oh oh signs signs
Everywhere are signs
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the signs
And the sign said
Anybody caught trespassin'
Will be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence
And I yelled at the house
Hey
What gives you the right
To put up a fence to
keep me out
or to keep Mother Nature in
lf God was here
He'd tell ya to your face
Man you're some kind
of sinner
Signs signs
Everywhere are signs
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the signs
Now hey you
Mister can't you read
You got to have a
shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch
No you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
Sign said
You gotta have a
membership card
to get inside uh
And the sign said
Everybody welcome
Come in
Kneel down and pray
When they
passed around the plate
at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own
little sign
I said
Thank you Lord
for thinkin' 'bout me
I'm alive and doin' fine
Signs signs
Everywhere are signs
Blockin' out the scenery
Breakin' my mind
Do this
Don't do that
Can't you read the signs
Signs signs
Everywhere are signs
Oo
Signs signs