[CHE] At the watering-holes
of the well-to-do
I detect a resistance to...
[ARSTCTS] Precisely!
[CHE] ...our heroine's style
[ARSTCTS] We're glad you noticed
[CHE] The shooting sticks
of the upper class
[ARSTCTS] Give her an inch...
[CHE] Aren't supporting a single ***
That would rise for the girl
[ARSTCTS] ...she'll take a mile
Such a shame she wandered
Into our enclosure
How unfortunate this person
has forced us to be blunt
No, we wouldn't mind
seeing her at Harrod's
But behind the jewelry counter
not in front
[CHE] Could there be
in our fighting corps
A lack of enthusiasim for...
[ARMY] Exactly!
[CHE] .. Peron's latest flame?
[ARMY] You said it brother
[CHE] Should you wish
to cause great distress
In the tidiest officer's mess
Just mention her name
[ARMY] That isn't funny!
Peron is a fool
breaking every taboo
Installing the girl
in the army H.Q.
And she's an actress!
The last straw
Her only good parts
are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling
not reach for the skies
Or she could be
his last whore
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
B****!
Dangerous Jade!
[ATSTCTS]
We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
[ARMY] It's no crime for officers
to do as they please
As long as they're discreet
and keep clear of disease
We ignore, we disregard
But once they allow
a bit on the side
To move to the center
where she's not qualified
We should all be on our guard
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know
that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
Slut!
Dangerous Jade!
[CHE]
This has really been your year
Miss Duarte
Tell us where you go from here
Miss Duarte
Which are the roles
that you yearn to play
Whom did you sleep
dine with yesterday?
[EVA] This acting extent
of your interest in me
This shows how futile
acting must be
[CHE] Can we assume then
that you'll quit?
Is this because of
your association with
Colonel Peron?
[HEAVIES]
Goodnight and thank you
[ARMY]
She won't be kept happy
by her nights on the tiles
She says it's his body
but she's after his files
So get back onto the street!
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know
that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
[ARISTOCRATS-accapella]
Things have reached a pretty pass
When someone pretty lower class
Graceless and vulgar, uninspired
Can be accepted and admired