Guess what
I ain't coming in yet
I'll come in a minute
Ay yo
This is my love song
It goes like this
Back when Mark Walhberg
Was Marky Mark
This is how we used to
Make the party start
We used to mix Hen'
With Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in
You can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin
You're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be sick then
And you'll probably barf
And my prediction is
You're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby
Or the hallway hall
And everything's spinning
You're beginnin'
To think women
Are swimming in pink linen again
In the sink
Then in a couple of minutes
That bottle of Guiness
Is finished
You are now allowed
To officially slap b##ches
You have the right
To remain violent
And start wildin'
Start a fight with the same guy
That was smart eyein' you
Get in your car
Start it and start drivin'
Over the island
And cause a 42 car pile-up
Earth calling pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet
Sir no sign of it
All I can see
Is a bunch of smoke flyin'
And I'm so high
That I might die
If I go by it
Let me out of this place
I'm outta place
I'm in outer space
I've just vanished
Without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now
Where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so
'Cause every time
I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin'
On my sleeve
I don't wanna
But I gotta stay
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
'Cause every time
I try to tell 'em no
They won't let me
Ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
In third grade
All I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube
And play Rubick's Cube
Seventeen years later
I'm as rude as Jude
Scheming on the first chick
With the hugest boobs
I've got no game
And every face looks the same
They've got no name
So I don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want
To whoever I want
Whenever I want
Wherever I want
However I want
However I do show
Some respect to few
This ecstasy's has got me
Standing next to you
Getting sentimental as f##k
Spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
So you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like
Yo what the f##k we do
I gotta go b##ch
You know I got stuffto do
'Cause if I get caught cheatin'
Then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run
These drugs are probably going
To catch up sooner or later
But f##k it I'm on one
So let's enjoy
Let the X destroy
Your spinal cord
So it's not
A straight line no more
'Til we walk around
Looking like some wind-up dolls
S##t's sticking out of our backs
Like a dinosaur
S##t six hits won't even
Get me high no more
So bye for now
I'm going to try
To find some more
'Cause every time I go
To try to leave
Something keeps pullin'
On my sleeve
I don't wanna but I gotta stay
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try
To tell 'em no
They won't let me
Ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
That's the sound of a bottle
When it's hollow
When you swallow it all
Wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably
Going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid
Between you and a friend
Screw it
What's a little bit
Of alcohol poisoning
And what's a little fight
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up
It don't matter
As long as you get
Where you're going
'Cause none of the s##t
Is going to mean s##t
Where we're going
They tell you to stop
But you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up
Feeling like s##t every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back
Now I wouldn't
I would have did more s##t
That people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now
And upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
But I've still got
A lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot
Ofthrowing up to spew
But when it's all said and done
I'll be 40
Before I know it
With a 40 on the porch
Telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailey
While Hailey's out
Getting smashed
'Cause every time I go
To try to leave
Something keeps pullin'
On my sleeve
I don't wanna
But I gotta stay
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try
To tell 'em no
They won't let me
Ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker
All I gotta say
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
'Cause every time I go
To try to leave
Something keeps pullin'
On my sleeve
I don't wanna
But I gotta stay
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try
To tell 'em no
They won't let me ever
Let 'em go
I'm a sucker
All I gotta say
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
Drugs really got ahold of me
Really got ahold of me
These drugs really
Got ahold of me
They really got ahold of me
