GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
SHE'D BEEN DRINKING
TOO MUCH EGGNOG
AND WE BEGGED HER
NOT TO GO
BUT SHE FORGOT
HER MEDICATION
AND SHE STAGGERED
OUT THE DOOR
INTO THE SNOW
WHEN WE FOUND HER
CHRISTMAS MORNIN'
AT THE SCENE
OF THE ATTACK
SHE HAD HOOF PRINTS
ON HER FOREHEAD
AND INCRIMINATING
CLAUS MARKS
ON HER BACK
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
NOW WE'RE ALL
SO PROUD OF GRANDPA
HE'S BEEN TAKING THIS
SO WELL
SEE HIM IN THERE
WATCHIN' FOOTBALL
DRINKING BEER AND
PLAYING CARDS
WITH COUSIN NELL
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT GRANDMA
ALL THE FAMILY'S
DRESSED IN BLACK
AND WE JUST CAN'T
HELP BUT WONDER
SHOULD WE OPEN UP
HER GIFTS OR
SEND THEM BACK
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR
ME AND GRANDPA
WE BELIEVE
NOW THE GOOSE
IS ON THE TABLE
AND THE PUDDING
MADE OF FIG
AND THE BLUE
AND SILVER CANDLES
THAT WOULD JUST HAVE
MATCHED THE HAIR
IN GRANDMA'S WIG
I'VE WARNED
ALL MY FRIENDS
AND NEIGHBORS
BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR YOURSELVES
THEY SHOULD NEVER
GIVE A LICENSE
TO A MAN WHO DRIVES
A SLEIGH AND
PLAYS WITH ELVES
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR ME AND
GRANDPA WE BELIEVE
SING IT GRANDPA!
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER
BY A REINDEER
WALKING HOME
FROM OUR HOUSE
CHRISTMAS EVE
YOU CAN SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS SANTA
BUT AS FOR ME AND
GRANDPA WE BELIEVE
MERRY CHRISTMAS!