You can bring Pearl
she's a darn nice girl but
Don't bring Lulu
You can bring Rose
with her turned up nose but
Don't bring Lulu
Lulu always wants to do what
the boys don't want her to
When she struts
her stuff around
London bridge is falling down
You can bring cake
or porterhouse steak but
Don't bring Lulu
Lulu get's blue
when she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf
She's the kind of smarty
that breaks up every party
Harlequin Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself
You can bring Nan
with the old dead pan but
Don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess
with her no and yes but
Don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here and a redder there
How can the boys
keep their heads
Folks go out and they see red
You can bring peas
and flowers and cheese but
Don't bring Lulu
Give her two beers
and she tears par tears
Then she just
drops off the shelf
When she loves with feeling
the boys all hit the ceiling
Harlequin Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself
You can bring Nan
with the old dead pan but
Don't bring Lulu
You can bring Tess
with her no and yes but
Don't bring Lulu
Lulu has the reddest hair
Redder here and a redder there
How can the boys
keep their heads
Folks go out and they see red
You can bring peas
and flowers and cheese but
Don't bring Lulu
Give her two beers
and she tears par tears
Then she just
drops off the shelf
When she loves with feeling
the boys all hit the ceiling
Harlequin Lulu, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself..........