BARNEY WORKS DOWN
AT THE A&P
DRIVES A
BABY BLUE AMC
AIN'T MISSED
A DAY OF WORK IN
THIRTEEN YEARS
HE'S A FIRE DEPARTMENT
VOLUNTEER
HE'S GOT A YARD
THAT'S ALWAYS
JUST BEEN MOWED
COLLECTED STAMPS
SINCE HE WAS
TEN YEARS OLD
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A MORE REGULAR GUY
BUT WHEN THE
SUN GOES DOWN
ON FRIDAY NIGHT
SLAPS ON HIS
HI KARATE AFTERSHAVE
PUTS ON HIS
ELVIS JACKET
CUSTOM MADE
GETS IN HIS
PATENT LEATHER
ZEBRA BOOTS
FIRES UP HIS
SUPER SPORT MALIBU
HE BURNS THAT RUBBER
CROSS THE COUNTY LINE
A HONKY TONKIN' FOOL
TILL CLOSIN' TIME
YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
MONDAY MORNIN'
IT'S A SUIT AND TIE
ATTENTION SHOPPERS
THERE'S A
TWO FOR ONE BUY
TUESDAY AFTERNOON
HE MANS THE WHEEL
AND MAKES HIS ROUNDS
IN THE BOOK MOBILE
HE'S GOT A
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
CANASTA GAME
THURSDAY'S A
TOURNEY AT THE
BOWLIN' LANES
HIS FRIENDS WOULD
FREAK OUT
IF THEY ONLY KNEW
THE PARTY ANIMAL
HE TURNS INTO
SLAPS ON HIS
HI KARATE AFTERSHAVE
PUTS ON HIS
ELVIS JACKET
CUSTOM MADE
GETS IN HIS
PATENT LEATHER
ZEBRA BOOTS
FIRES UP HIS
SUPER SPORT MALIBU
HE BURNS THAT RUBBER
CROSS THE COUNTY LINE
A HONKY TONKIN' FOOL
TILL CLOSIN' TIME
YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
YOU OUGHT TO SEE HIM
METAMORPHOSIZE
FROM BARNEY JEKYL
INTO BUBBA HYDE
GET IT SON