I COULD WALK ACROSS
KANSAS
IN A NEW YORK MINUTE
CLIMB THE COLORADO
MOUNTAINS IN THE FALL
CRAWL THROUGH ARIZONA
LIKE A FLATLAND LIZARD
IF I THOUGHT IT'D DO ME
ANY GOOD AT ALL
I COULD SWIM LAKE ERIE
WITH MY HANDS
TIED BEHIND ME
EAT A WEST VIRGINIA
COAL MINER'S SHOES
DRINK THE MISSISSIPPI
RIVER
IF IT TOOK A MONTH
OF SUNDAYS
JUST TO PROVE MY LOVE
FOR YOU
I REMEMBER WELL
THE FIRST TIME
THAT I KISSED YOU
'CAUSE THINGS AIN'T BEEN
THE SAME EVER SINCE
YOU GOT ME THINKING
I COULD EAT
A TEN PENNY NAIL
AND SPIT OUT
A BARBED WIRE FENCE
WELL THERE AIN'T
A LIVING CREATURE
GONNA EVER COME
BETWEEN US
I'D FIGHT LIONS SNAKES
AND GORILLAS TOO
IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGH
I'LL START ALL OVER
JUST TO PROVE MY LOVE
FOR YOU
DOO DOOT EN DOOT
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
I COULD RIDE MY PONY
THROUGH THE EYE
OF A HURRICANE
CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST
ON A STRING
JUMP NIAGARA FALLS
IN A BURNING BARREL
AND BRING YA BACK
THE HOOPS FOR A RING
WRESTLE ALLIGATORS
IN THE OKEFENOKEE
THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I WOULDN'T DO
IF YOU JUST
SAY THE WORD
I'LL CATCH THAT GREAT
SPECKLED BIRD
AND BRING IT BACK
TO YOU
I REMEMBER WELL
THE FIRST TIME
THAT I KISSED YOU
'CAUSE THINGS AIN'T BEEN
THE SAME EVER SINCE
YOU GOT ME THINKING
I COULD EAT
A TEN PENNY NAIL
AND SPIT OUT
A BARBED WIRE FENCE
WELL THERE AIN'T
A LIVING CREATURE
GONNA EVER COME
BETWEEN US
I'D FIGHT LIONS SNAKES
AND GORILLAS TOO
IF THAT AIN'T ENOUGH
I'LL START ALL OVER
JUST TO PROVE MY LOVE
FOR YOU
DOO DOOT EN DOOT
I COULD WALK ACROSS
KANSAS
IN A NEW YORK MINUTE
CLIMB THE COLORADO
MOUNTAINS
IN THE FALL
CRAWL THROUGH ARIZONA
LIKE A FLATLAND LIZARD
IF I THOUGHT IT'D DO ME
ANY GOOD AT ALL
I COULD SWIM LAKE ERIE
WITH MY HANDS
TIED BEHIND ME
EAT A WEST VIRGINIA
COAL MINER'S SHOES
DRINK THE MISSISSIPPI
RIVER
IF IT TOOK A MONTH
OF SUNDAYS
JUST TO PROVE MY LOVE
FOR YOU