IF THE JUKEBOX
TOOK TEARDROPS
AND THE WHISKEY
WAS FREE
IF THAT OLD CAR
IN THE PARKIN' LOT
DROVE HOME
AUTOMATICALLY
IF EVERY NIGHT
'NEATH THE
HONKY-TONK LIGHTS
DIDN'T START
THOSE MEMORIES
WOULDN'T IT BE
A WONDERFUL WORLD
FOR SOMEBODY
JUST LIKE ME
HOW LONG CAN
A GIRL KEEP GOIN'
LIKE EVERY DAY
IS THE LAST
I PAID OFF THE RENT
AND THE GOVERNMENT
MAYBE I COULD
PAY OFF THE PAST
IF THE JUKEBOX
TOOK TEARDROPS
AND THE WHISKEY
WAS FREE
IF THAT OLD CAR
IN THE PARKIN' LOT
DROVE HOME
AUTOMATICALLY
IF EVERY NIGHT
'NEATH THE
HONKY-TONK LIGHTS
DIDN'T START
THOSE MEMORIES
WOULDN'T IT BE
A WONDERFUL WORLD
FOR SOMEBODY
JUST LIKE ME
AW HANG ON
WOULDN'T I BE
ON EASY STREET
LIVIN' THIS LIFE OF MINE
I COULD KEEP RIGHT ON
TILL THE HURT'S
ALL GONE
AND IT WOULDN'T
COST ME A DIME
IF THE JUKEBOX
TOOK TEARDROPS
AND THE WHISKEY
WAS FREE
IF THAT OLD CAR
IN THE PARKIN' LOT
DROVE HOME
AUTOMATICALLY
IF EVERY NIGHT
'NEATH THE
HONKY-TONK LIGHTS
DIDN'T START
THOSE MEMORIES
WOULDN'T IT BE
A WONDERFUL WORLD
FOR SOMEBODY
JUST LIKE ME
IF THE JUKEBOX
TOOK TEARDROPS
AND THE WHISKEY
WAS FREE