UH
HUH HUH HUH
HIC-UP
EXCUSE ME
HA HA HA
THIS IS WHAT
CLEDUS T. WANTS
IF SHANIA WAS MINE
WOULDN'T BE
PROUD OF ME
COULDN'T HARDLY
BLAME HER
'CAUSE I'M SO DURN UGLY
BUT ON OUR FIRST DATE
WE COULD HAVE
A GOOD TIME
IF I GOT HER ON
THE MOONSHINE
IF SHANIA WAS MINE
SAY IT FIT JUST RIGHT
THOUGH
MY POLYESTER SUIT
WAS JUST
A LITTLE TOO TIGHT
AND THERE'S NO WAY
I'D HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY
'CAUSE I'D BUY A NEW
TOUPEE
OH I'D LOVE TO
SEDUCE HER
BUT SHE MARRIED
HER PRODUCER
NOW ALL I DO
IS PRAY
PRAY
PRAY
SHE'LL GET A DIVORCE
SOMEDAY
IF SHANIA WAS MINE
I'D PROBABLY LOSE
MY MIND
IF SHE'D ONLY
SQUEEZE ME
TEASE ME PLEASE ME
ONE GOOD TIME
AND IF SHE ONLY KNEW
ALL THE THINGS
I'D DO
I'D BE THE LAWN
MOWIN'
CROP GROWING
TATER PEELIN'
HOUSE CLEANIN' KIND
IF SHANIA WAS MINE
HUH HUH
WELL IF SHANIA
WAS MINE
SHE'D HAVE TO AGREE
CAN'T NO ONE COOK
ROADKILL
BETTER THAN ME
AND A DOZEN
MOUNTAIN OYSTERS
AND SOME OLD FATBACK
SHE'D SAY Mmm
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT CHU
NOW ALL I DO
IS WONDER
WHO'S BED HER BOOTS
HAVE BEEN UNDER
I WISH IT HAD 'A BEEN
MINE NOW
WHY
WHY
THAT GIRL'S
SO DOGGONE FINE
IF SHANIA WAS MINE
I THINK I'D GO
SLAP BLIND
STARIN' AT HER YUMMY
LITTLE TUMMY
AND HER BOOTY SHAKIN'
ROUND BEHIND
AND IF SHE ONLY KNEW
ALL THE THINGS I'D DO
I'D BE THE LAWN MOWIN'
CROP GROWING
TATER PEELIN'
HOUSE CLEANIN' KIND
IF SHANIA IF SHANIA
IF SHANIA IF SHANIA
IF SHANIA
HUH HUH HUH
NOW WAS THAT
MUD LANGE
OR DEE WIGHT YOAKAM
HE HE HE HE HE
HICCUP
EXCUSE ME
WHEN SHE SHIMMIES
AND SHAKES
IT'S MORE THAN
I CAN TAKE
OH WHAT SHE DOES
TO ME IN THOSE VIDEOS
WIFE'S GONNA LEAVE ME
IF I DON'T EXPLAIN
WHAT I SEE IN
SHANIA TWAIN
I'D LOVE TO SEE HER
IN A MAGAZINE
CENTERFOLD
IF YOU KNOW WHAT
I MEAN
OH ME 'A
OH MY 'A
I WISH THAT SHANIA
WOULD BUY ME A HOUSE
IN SOUTH CAROLINA
TWO
FOUR
SIX EIGHT NINE
OH I WISH THAT SHANIA
WAS MINE
HE HE HE HE HE
GONNA BE A GAL
OF MINE