I TOLD YOU I'D LEAVE
SOME FLARES ON
IN CASE YOU EVER
WANTED TO FIND
MY HOME
YOU FROWNED AND SAID
WELL THE DANG LAW
SHOULD
ARREST YA
NOW THIS OLD HOUSE
KEEPS FALLIN' APART
SO I WENT DOWN
TO THE LOCAL WAL-MART
AND BOUGHT THIS
COLEMAN LANTERN
TO IMPRESS YA
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
I KEEP ON 'A CLAPPIN'
BUT THEY DON'T
CLAP ON
HOUSE LOOKS LIKE
WHERE THE AMISH LIVE
THERE'S REALLY
NO POINT TO PAY
THE POWER BILL
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
THE NUMBERS WON'T
EVEN LIGHT UP
ON MY TELEPHONE
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWED
IT GOT AWFUL DANG
DEPRESSIN'
THE BULBS ALL BLEW OUT
ONE BY ONE
AND I JUST CAN'T AFFORD
RIGHT NOW
TO REPLACE THEM
UNTIL THEN
I'LL SIT HERE IN THE DARK
'CAUSE I CAN'T GET
THIS OLD GENERATOR
TO START
NOW I GOT FOUR
BATTERIES
BUT I DON'T WANNA
WASTE 'EM
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
I'D LOVE TO SELL
THE PLACE
BUT IT CAN'T BE SHOWN
LOOKS JUST LIKE
WHERE THE CLAMPETTS
LIVED
BEFORE THEY PACKED UP
AND MOVED TO
BEVERLY HILLS
EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
NO MORE READIN'
COUNTRY WEEKLY
WHILE I'M
ON THE THRONE
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
CAN'T SEE A THING
'TIL THE CRACK OF DAWN
HOUSE LOOKS LIKE
WHERE
BEN FRANKLIN'S BORN
BEFORE HE FLEW A KITE
IN AN ELECTRICAL STORM
UH EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN
I WAS HOPIN'
MAYBE TRACE
WOULD FLOAT
ME A LOAN
'CAUSE EVERY LIGHT
IN THE HOUSE IS BLOWN