WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BOY
MY GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT
ME A CUTE LITTLE TOY
SILVER BELLS
HANGIN' ON A STRING
SHE TOLD ME IT WAS
MY DING-A-LING-A-LING, OH
BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL
MMM... AND THEN MAMA TOOK
ME TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL
BUT I STOPPED OFF
IN THE VESTIBULE
EVERY TIME
THAT BELL WOULD RING
CATCH ME PLAYIN' WITH
MY DING-A-LING-A-LING, OH
OH, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
ONCE I WAS CLIMBING
THE GARDEN WALL
I SLIPPED AND
HAD A TERRIBLE FALL
I FELL SO HARD
I HEARD BELLS RING
BUT HELD ON TO
MY DING-A-LING-A-LING, OH
MMM, YOU KNOW THAT'S FUTURE
PARLIAMENT OUT THERE SINGING!
ONCE I WAS SWIMMIN'
'CROSS TURTLE CREEK
MAN, THEM SNAPPERS
ALL AROUND MY FEET
SURE WAS HARD
SWIMMIN' 'CROSS THAT THING
WITH BOTH HANDS HOLDIN'
MY DING-A-LING-A-LING, Y'ALL
OH! OH!
OH! OH! OH!
THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
WELL, I THINK IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SONG
REALLY I DO
THIS HERE SONG, IT AIN'T SO SAD
THE CUTEST LITTLE SONG
YOU EVER HAD
THOSE OF YOU
WHO WILL NOT SING
YOU MUST BE PLAYIN' WITH
YOUR OWN DING-A-LING, OH
NAH, NAH, NAH, WE SAW IT
OH, YOUR DING-A-LING
YOUR DING-A
WE SAW YOU PLAYIN' WITH YOUR
OH, MY DING-A-LING
EVERYBODY SING
I... WANT TO PLAY WITH MY DING
EVERYBODY, MY
OH-WOAH, MY
SLOW DOWN
I... WANNA PLAY, EVERYBODY
WITH MY DING-A-LING