WELL THERE USED
TO BE A TIME
WHEN CANDLE LIGHT
AND WINE
WAS ALL THAT A
WOMAN WOULD NEED
AND MAN YOU'D
BE A WINNER
IF YOU TOOK HER
OUT TO DINNER
OR A MOVIE SHE'D BEEN
WANTIN' TO SEE
BUT THE WORLD
HAS TURNED
AND IT'S TIME YOU
LEARNED
THAT THE OLD AIN'T
A-WORKIN' NO MORE
YEAH THE RULES
HAVE CHANGED
AND IT'S A BRAND
NEW GAME
AND BUDDY IF YOU
WANT TO SCORE
YOU GOTTA GET
OFF THE COUCH
GET OUTTA THE
HOUSE 'LONG
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT
SHINE UP YOUR BOOTS
POLISH UP
YOUR MOVES
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
HER SATISFIED
YOU KNOW A LITTLE
BUMP AND GRIND
WILL DO IT EVERY TIME
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
YOUR LITTLE GIRL
BUT YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE
'LESS YOU TAKE HER
OUT AND DANCE
'CAUSE WE'RE LIVIN' IN
A HONKY TONK WORLD
WELL SOONER OR LATER
ALL YOU COUCH POTATOS
WELL YOU'RE GONNA
BE THE LONELY ONES
AND IF YOU WANT
GOOD LOVIN'
THEN YOU GOTTA
KEEP UP AND
YOU BETTER KNOW
YOUR
BROOKS FROM YOUR
DUNNS
YEAH DON'T EVEN THINK
THAT YOUR ENGLEBERT
HUMPERDINK RECORD'S
GONNA TURN HER ON
'CAUSE MISTER YOU CAN BET
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE STEPS
WELL YOU'RE GONNA
GET LEFT AT HOME
YOU GOTTA GET
OFF THE COUCH
GET OUTTA THE HOUSE
'LONG ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT
SHINE UP YOUR BOOTS
POLISH UP YOUR MOVES
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
HER SATISFIED
YOU KNOW A LITTLE
BUMP AND GRIND
WILL DO IT EVERY TIME
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
YOUR LITTLE GIRL
BUT YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE
'LESS YOU TAKE HER
OUT AND DANCE
'CAUSE WE'RE LIVIN' IN
A HONKY TONK WORLD
NOW IF YOU WERE
A CRO-MAGNON
YOU'D BE A-DRAGGIN'
THEM WOMEN
BY THE HAIR TO
YOUR CAVE
YOU'D GET DOWN
ON YOUR KNEES
RECITIN' THOSE
SOLILOQUEYS
BACK IN ROMEO'S
DAY
YEAH AND YOU'D
BE KINDA NIFTY
IF WE WERE IN
THE FIFTIES
AND YOU HAD A COOL
CAR TO DRIVE
BUT WE'RE LIVIN' IN
THE NINETIES
SO YOU BETTER
SHAKE YOUR HINEY
OR YOU'RE GONNA
GET LEFT BEHIND
YOU GOTTA GET
OFF THE COUCH
GET OUTTA THE
HOUSE 'LONG
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT
SHINE UP YOUR BOOTS
POLISH UP YOUR MOVES
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
HER SATISFIED
YOU KNOW A LITTLE
BUMP AND GRIND
WILL DO IT EVERY TIME
IF YOU WANNA KEEP
YOUR LITTLE GIRL
BUT YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE
'LESS YOU TAKE HER
OUT AND DANCE
'CAUSE WE'RE LIVIN' IN A
HONKY TONK WORLD
NO YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE
'LESS YOU TAKE HER
OUT AND DANCE
'CAUSE WE'RE LIVIN' IN A
HONKY TONK WORLD
HONKY TONK