Mother phoned up
last night
she was going spare
She was in a temper
pulling out her hair
Your sister's courtin'
a scruffy looking Ted
father don't give a
monkeys
and this is what he said
"I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here"
I said to me mother
let me have a talk to dad
so he comes
to the telephone
he wasn't half mad
Says "she's got no sense
the silly little cow
and if he comes
round here
there's gonna be a row
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here"
I'll tell you something else
an' all he's never got a job
he hangs around
the betting shop
the lazy little yob"
Mother says
"calm down dad
he's alright
they're out there snogging
in the passage all night"
"I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
If he comes round here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
in the sideboard 'ere
Got my beer
let mother sort it out
I don't care if he
comes round here"
Biggy was a tramp
with a stubble on his chin
he looks like something
that the cat's brought in
Never got no money
smokes all my fags
got holes in his soles
and his hanging in rags
On top of that he said
"I tell you why I got the
hump she had a skinny
little belly now it's
sticking out the front
There's nothing seems to
fit her she's a running out
of clothes an' if he's been
takin' liberties I'll punch
him on the nose"
"I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
If he comes round here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
in the sideboard here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
I don't care if he
comes round here"
If he comes round here
I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
Sideboard 'ere
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
Sideboard 'ere
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
If he comes round here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
in the sideboard here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
I don't care if he
comes round here
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care if he
comes round here
I got my beer
in the sideboard 'ere
let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
If he comes round here
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
in the sideboard 'ere
I got my beer
let mother sort it out
I don't care if he
comes round here