Right now he's probably
slow dancing with a
bleach blond tramp
and she's probably
getting frisky
Right now he's probably
buying her some
fruity little drink
'cause she can't
shoot whisky
Right now he's probably
up behind her
with a pool-stick
showing her how
to shoot a combo
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little
souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
slashed a hole
in all 4 tyres
Maybe next time
he'll think
before he cheats...
Right now she's probably
up singing some
white-trash version
of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably
saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that
he's gonna get lucky
Right now he's probably
dabbing on 3 dollars worth
of that bathroom polo...
Oh and he don't know...
that I dug my key into
the side of his pretty
little souped up
4 wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
slashed a hole
in all 4 tyres
And maybe next time he'll
think before he cheats...
I might've saved a little
trouble for the next girl
'cause the next time
that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't
be on me...
No not on me...
'Cause I dug my key
into the side of his
pretty little souped up
4 wheel drive
Carved my name
into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
slashed a hole
in all 4 tyres
And maybe next time he'll
think before he cheats...
Oh maybe next time
he'll think
before he cheats...
Oh before he cheats...
Ooh ...