GUESS WHAT
EVER SINCE THE WORLD BEGAN
SAME PLOT, EVERYONE'S BEEN
DUMPIN' ON THEIR FELLOW MEN
POUNDIN' PEOPLE
THEY FEEL BETTER THAN
I HOPE YOU'RE TAKIN' NOTES
'CAUSE YOU FEEL
EVERYONE DESERVES A SHOT
GET REAL
SOME OF US HAVE GOT IT, GIRL
AND SOME GOT SQUAT
THAT'S THE TRUTH
OH, HONEY, LIKE IT OR NOT
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA
MY DADDY TAUGHT ME
YOU GET NOWHERE BEIN' NICE
SO, NOW I'M SHARIN' HIS ADVICE
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS
IS... BETTER TO STRIKE
THAN GET STRUCK
BETTER TO SCREW
THAN GET SCREWED, YOU'D...
PROBABLY THINK IT'S BIZARRE
AND THAT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE
Spoken...
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY
WHAT DOES IT COST TO BE KIND
EW... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY BEST FRIEND
Resume Singing...
MY DADDY TAUGHT ME
WHO'S ON TOP AND WHO'S BELOW
AND NOW IT'S TIME
I LET YOU KNOW
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS
IS... BETTER TO PUNCH
THAN GET PUNCHED
BETTER TO BURN
THAN GET BURNED, LEARN...
THAT AND YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR
'CAUSE THAT'S
THE WAY THINGS ARE
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HA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA
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LET'S PARTY, PEOPLE!
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS
THE WORLD ACCORDIN' TO CHRIS