Boy number one
made a picnic for two
saw he was nervous
I thought it was cute
until I found out that
his mom made the food
It was good though
boy number two had a
beautiful face I highly
agreed to go back to his
place his wife really had
some impeccable taste
She was sweet though
I've been on this ride
this roller coaster's
a carousel
and I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
when you chase a girl
it's not just huntin' season
"I can see the future"
say it like you mean it
"I got a beach house in
Malibu
and I'm probably
gonna hurt your feelings"
"I'm probably gonna
hurt your feelings"
"I'm probably
gonna hurt you"
Boy number twelve
had a look in his eyes
brought up his ex
and he started to cry
Told me he loved me
the very first night
oh no
Who knows
what I'm in for with
boy number
I-can't-keep-count-
anymore?
I've been on this ride
this roller coaster's
a carousel
and I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
when you chase a girl
it's not just huntin' season
"I can see the future"
say it like you mean it
"I got a beach house in
Malibu
and I'm probably
gonna hurt your feelings"
"I'm probably gonna
hurt you
I got a weekend
in paradise
and I'm probably
gonna never call you
I'm probably
gonna hurt you
I got big plans
to take care of you
I just need to borrow
ten thousand dollars
I'm probably
gonna hurt you
I got a lake house
in Canada
and I'm probably gonna
harvest your organs
I'm probably
gonna hurt you
I got a beach house
in Malibu
and I'm probably gonna
hurt your feelings
Boys around the world
I want to believe that
when you chase a girl
it's not just huntin' season
"I can see the future"
say it like you mean it
"I've got a beach house
in Malibu
and I'm probably gonna
hurt your feelings"