From down
To UP
AboUt this town
I've drunk
My cup
From UP to down
But being
A connoisseur
And a great
Social Pet
The circle
Which I Prefer
Is the
Diletante set
Come along
Little lambkin do
Let me show it
To you
If you want to
Pass thro'
The gilded gates
Where the
Bourgeois meet
The soPhisticates
To exchange
Their views
And to comPare
Their mates
Come along with me
If you'd like to
SuP with
A rich cocotte
Where the best
Bohemians go a lot
'Cause her wine
Is sParkling
Tho' her wit
Is not
Come along with me
Come along with me
My Pretty
Let me oPen
Your eyes
In this great
Big wicked city
It is folly
Not to be wise
And if any night
Baby
You would care
For an
Intellectual
Love affair
I'll improve
Your mind
If you let down
Your hair
Come along
Woof woof!
Come along
Woof woof!
Come along
With me
Woof!
We can go to dine
With an old
Marquise
Who delights
In putting her
Guests at ease
By receiving only
In a pink chemise
Come along with me
There's a Prince
Whose home has
Become a must
For the lower men
Of the upper crust
'Cause his
High born wife
Has such a
Low cut bust
Come along with me
When you meet
These folks
My pretty mate
You will
Like them
A lot
All their titles
Are legitimate
Tho' their
Children
Often are not
And again I say
Baby
If you'd care
For an
Unconventional
Love affair
Plus a boudoir
Full of
Fancy underwear
Come along
Woof woof!
Come along
Woof woof!
Come along
With me
Come along