TODAY I DON'T FEEL
LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA
LAY IN MY BED
DON'T FEEL LIKE
PICKING UP MY PHONE
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE TONE
'CAUSE TODAY I SWEAR
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
UH
I'M GONNA KICK
MY FEET UP
THEN STARE
AT THE FAN
TURN THE TV ON THROW
MY HAND IN MY PANTS
NOBODY'S GONNA
TELL ME I CAN'T
I'LL BE LOUNGING
ON THE COUCH
JUST CHILLIN'
IN MY SNUGGIE
CLICK TO MTV SO THEY CAN
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
'CAUSE IN MY CASTLE
I'M THE FREAKING MAN
OH YES I SAID IT
I SAID IT
I SAID IT 'CAUSE I CAN
TODAY I DON'T FEEL
LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA
LAY IN MY BED
DON'T FEEL LIKE
PICKING UP MY PHONE
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE TONE
'CAUSE TODAY I SWEAR
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
NOTHING AT ALL
OOH HOO OOH HOO
OOH OOH OOH
NOTHING AT ALL
OOH HOO OOH HOO
OOH OOH OOH
TOMORROW I'LL WAKE
UP DO SOME P90X
MEET A REALLY NICE GIRL
HAVE SOME REALLY NICE SEX
AND SHE'S GONNA SCREAM
OUT THIS IS GREAT YEAH
I MIGHT MESS AROUND AND
GET MY COLLEGE DEGREE
I BET MY OLD MAN WILL
BE SO PROUD OF ME
BUT SORRY POPS YOU'LL
JUST HAVE TO WAIT
HAHA
OH YES I SAID IT
I SAID IT
I SAID IT 'CAUSE I CAN
TODAY I DON'T FEEL
LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA
LAY IN MY BED
DON'T FEEL LIKE
PICKING UP MY PHONE
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE TONE
'CAUSE TODAY I SWEAR
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
NO I AIN'T GONNA
COMB MY HAIR
'CAUSE I AIN'T
GOING ANYWHERE
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO
OH
I'LL JUST STRUT IN
MY BIRTHDAY SUIT
AND LET EVERYTHING
HANG LOOSE
YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
OOH
TODAY I DON'T FEEL
LIKE DOING ANYTHING
I JUST WANNA
LAY IN MY BED
DON'T FEEL LIKE
PICKING UP MY PHONE
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE TONE
'CAUSE TODAY I SWEAR
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
NOTHING AT ALL
OOH HOO OOH HOO
OOH OOH OOH
NOTHING AT ALL
OOH HOO OOH HOO
OOH OOH OOH
NOTHING AT ALL