When you took me home
you knew who
you were taking
Not some Debbie debutante
standing in an apron
Frying up your bacon
My house and my mouth
and my mind
get kinda trashy
I've never been
to jail but Hell I
wouldn't put it
past me so
If you want
the girl next door
some Virgin Mary metaphor
Your cardboard cutout
on the wall
Your paper or
your Barbie doll with
perfect hair and
a perfect dress I'm
really just
the perfect mess
And I ain't nothing
less or nothing more
So baby if you want
the girl next door
then go next door
and go right now
and don't look back
don't turn around
and don't call me
when you get bored
Yeah if you want
the girl next door
then go next door
Sorry I ain't sorry
that I ain't your
Marsha Brady uh uh
If I ever met her
bet she'd probably
hate me
cause you'd wanna
date me
My heart and my head
and my bed can get
real twisted
And you wouldn't be
the first to think you
gonna go and fix it so
If you want
the girl next door
some Virgin Mary metaphor
Your cardboard cutout
on the wall
Your paper or
your Barbie doll with
perfect hair and
a perfect dress I'm
really just
the perfect mess
And I ain't nothing
less or nothing more
So baby if you want
the girl next door
then go next door
and go right now
and don't look back
don't turn around
and don't call me
when you get bored
Yeah if you want
the girl next door
then go next door
The thing that
turns you on is
what you wanna change
But you have
a better chance of
slowing down a train
If you want
the girl next door
some Virgin Mary metaphor
Your cardboard cutout
on the wall
Your paper or
your Barbie doll with
perfect hair and
a perfect dress I'm
really just
the perfect mess
And I ain't nothing
less or nothing more
So baby if you want
the girl next door
then go next door
and go right now
and don't look back
don't turn around
and don't call me
when you get bored
Yeah if you want
the girl next door
then go next door