I ALMOST GOT DRUNK
AT SCHOOL
AT FOURTEEN
WHERE I ALMOST
MADE OUT WITH
THE HOMECOMING QUEEN
WHO ALMOST WENT ON
TO BE MISS TEXAS
BUT LOST TO A SLUT
WITH MUCH BIGGER
BREAST-ES
I ALMOST DROPPED OUT
TO MOVE TO L.A.
WHERE I WAS
ALMOST FAMOUS FOR
ALMOST A DAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST LOVED YOU
I ALMOST WISH
YOU WOULDA
LOVED ME TOO
I ALMOST HELD UP
A GROCERY STORE
WHERE I ALMOST
DID FIVE YEARS
AND THEN SEVEN MORE
'CAUSE I ALMOST
GOT POPPED
FOR A FIGHT WITH A THUG
'CAUSE HE ALMOST
MADE OFF WITH
A BUNCH OF THE DRUGS
THAT I ALMOST
GOT HOOKED ON
'CAUSE YOU RAN AWAY
AND I WISH I WOULDA
HAD THE NERVE
TO ASK YOU TO STAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST HAD YOU
AND I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW IT
YOU KEPT ME GUESSIN'
AND NOW I'M DESTINED
TO SPEND MY TIME
MISSIN' YOU
I ALMOST WISH
YOU WOULDA
LOVED ME TOO
HERE I GO
THINKIN' 'BOUT
ALL THE THINGS
I COULDA DONE
I'M GONNA NEED
A FORKLIFT
'CAUSE
ALL THE BAGGAGE
WEIGHS A TON
I KNOW
WE HAD OUR PROBLEMS
I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE
I ALMOST FORGOT
TO SAY SOMETHIN' ELSE
AND IF I CAN'T FIT IT IN
I'LL KEEP IT
ALL TO MYSELF
I ALMOST WROTE A SONG
ABOUT YOU TODAY
BUT I TORE IT ALL UP
AND THEN
I THREW IT AWAY
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
BUT I GUESS
THAT DOESN'T CUT IT
ALMOST HAD YOU
AND I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW IT
YOU KEPT ME GUESSIN'
AND NOW I'M DESTINED
TO SPEND MY TIME
MISSIN' YOU
AND I ALMOST HAD YOU
ALMOST HAD YOU
I ALMOST WISH
YOU WOULDA
LOVED ME TOO