THE DAY I CAME
TO HOLLYWOOD
I GOT OFF THE BUS
JUST ME AND MY GUITAR
MY HAIR
WAS ALL JACKED UP
FOR JESUS
IT GOT REAL QUIET
WHEN I WALKED
IN THAT BAR
AND SOME BIG OL' GUY
JUST WALKED ON BY
WITH A DEVIL TATTOO
AND AN EARRING
IN HIS NOSE
WELL I TRIED
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
BUT NO ONE
TOOK THE TIME
TO SAY HELLO
SO I PULLED OUT
MY GUITAR
AND I LAUNCHED INTO
A DOLLY PARTON SONG
AND BEFORE I KNEW IT
COATS OF MANY COLORS
BEGAN TO SING ALONG
AND IT WASN'T
ONE OF THEM
LYIN' CRYIN'
CHEATIN' DYIN'
SOMEBODY
DONE SOMEBODY
WRONG SONGS
IT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY
FINGER LICKIN'
GRITS AND CHICKEN
COUNTRY MUSIC
LOVE SONG
AND I REALIZED
THIS CITY LIFE
MUST 'A TAKEN A TOLL
ON ALL THEM
LONESOME SOULS
AND I COULDN'T HELP
BUT WONDER WHAT
WOULD MAKE A GUY
WANNA WEAR
WOMEN'S CLOTHES
WHEN FINALLY
A REAL MAN
SAT NEXT TO ME
AND ORDERED A TEQUILA
WELL HE TURNED
AND SMILED
AND SHOOK MY HAND
AND SAID HI THERE
MY NAME IS SHEILA
HE SAID I HEARD YOU
FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL
A MOUNTAIN MUSIC
SONG
HE SAID I MUST ADMIT
I LAUGHED AT FIRST
THEN I FOUND MYSELF
SINGIN' ALONG
AND IT WASN'T
ONE OF THEM LYIN'
CRYIN' CHEATIN' DYIN'
SOMEBODY
DONE SOMEBODY
WRONG SONGS
IT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY
FINGER LICKIN'
GRITS AND CHICKEN
COUNTRY MUSIC
LOVE SONG
WELL I HAD A BALL
I LIKED 'EM ALL
BUT I COULD NEVER CALL
THIS PLACE MY HOME
AND AS MY BUS
DROVE BY THAT BAR
I SWORE
I COULD HEAR 'EM
SINGIN' ON
AND IT
WASN'T ONE OF THEM
LYIN' CRYIN'
CHEATIN' DYIN'
SOMEBODY
DONE SOMEBODY
WRONG SONGS
IT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY
FINGER LICKIN'
GRITS AND CHICKEN
COUNTRY MUSIC
LOVE SONG
YEAH IT WAS