HAVE YA EVER
MET A GIRL THAT YOU
TRIED TO DATE
BUT A YEAR
TO MAKE LOVE
SHE WANTED YOU
TO WAIT
LET ME TELL YA A STORY
OF MY SITUATION
I WAS TALKIN'
TO THIS GIRL
FROM THE U.S. NATION
THE WAY THAT I MET HER
WAS ON TOUR
AT A CONCERT
SHE HAD LONG HAIR
AND A SHORT MINISKIRT
I JUST GOT OFFSTAGE
DRIPPIN'
POURIN' WITH SWEAT
I WAS WALKIN'
THROUGH THE CROWD
AND GUESS WHO I MET
I WHISPERED IN HER EAR
COME TO
THE PICTURE BOOTH
SO I CAN ASK YA
SOME QUESTIONS
TO SEE IF YOU'RE
HUNDRED-PROOF
I ASKED HER HER NAME
SHE SAID
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH
SHE HAD 9/10 PANTS
AND A VERY BIG BRA
I TOOK A
COUPLE OF FLICKS
AND SHE WAS ENTHUSED
I SAID
HOW DO YA
LIKE THE SHOW
SHE SAID
I WAS VERY AMUSED
I STARTED
THROWIN' BASS
SHE STARTED
THROWIN' BACK
MID-RANGE
BUT WHEN I SPRUNG
THE QUESTION
SHE ACTED
KINDA STRANGE
THEN WHEN I ASKED
DO YA HAVE A MAN
SHE TRIED TO PRETEND
SHE SAID
NO I DON'T
I ONLY HAVE A FRIEND
TCH COME ON
I'M NOT EVEN GOIN' FOR IT
THIS IS WHERE
I'M GOIN' TO SING
YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
A-YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
SO I TOOK BLAH-BLAH'S
WORD FOR IT
AT THIS TIME
I THOUGHT
JUST HAVIN' A FRIEND
COULDN'T BE NO CRIME
'CAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS
AND THAT'S A FACT
LIKE AGNES
AGATHA
JERMAINE AND JACK
FORGET ABOUT THAT
LET'S GO
INTO THE STORY
ABOUT A GIRL NAMED
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH
THAT ADORE ME
SO WE STARTED TALKIN'
GETTIN' FAMILIAR
SPENDIN' A LOTTA TIME
SO WE CAN BUILD A
RELATIONSHIP
OR SOME
UNDERSTANDIN'
HOW IT'S GONNA BE
IN THE FUTURE
WE WAS PLANNIN'
EVERYTHING SOUNDED
SO DANDY AND SWEET
I HAD NO IDEA
I WAS IN FOR A TREAT
AFTER THIS
WAS ESTABLISHED
EVERYTHING WAS COOL
THE TOUR WAS OVER
AND SHE WENT BACK
TO SCHOOL
I CALLED EVERY DAY
TO SEE HOW
SHE WAS DOIN'
EVERY TIME
THAT I CALLED HER
IT SEEMED SOMETHIN'
WAS BREWIN'
I CALLED HER ROOM
A GUY PICKED UP
AND THEN
I CALLED HER AGAIN
I SAY YO
WHO WAS THAT
OH HE'S JUST A FRIEND
TCH DON'T GIMME THAT
TCH DON'T EVEN
GIMME THAT
JUST BUST THIS
YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
A-YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
OH BABY YOU
GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY
HE'S JUST A FRIEND
SO I CAME
TO HER COLLEGE
ON A SURPRISE VISIT
TO SEE MY GIRL
THAT WAS SO EXQUISITE
IT WAS A SCHOOL DAY
I KNEW SHE WAS THERE
THE FIRST SEMESTER
OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
I WENT TO A GATE
TO ASK
WHERE WAS HER DORM
THIS GUY
MADE ME FILL OUT
A VISITOR'S FORM
HE TOLD ME
WHERE IT WAS
AND I WAS ON MY WAY
TO SEE MY BABY DOLL
I WAS HAPPY TO SAY
I ARRIVED IN FRONT OF
THE DORMITORY
YO COULD YOU TELL ME
WHERE IS DOOR THREE
THEY SHOWED ME
WHERE IT WAS
FOR THE MOMENT
I DIDN'T KNOW
I WAS IN FOR
SUCH AN EVENT
SO I CAME TO HER ROOM
AND OPENED THE DOOR
OH SNAP
GUESS WHAT I SAW
A FELLA
TONGUE-KISSIN' MY GIRL
IN HER MOUTH
I WAS SO IN SHOCK
MY HEART
WENT DOWN SOUTH
SO PLEASE
LISTEN TO THE MESSAGE
THAT I SEND
DON'T EVER
TALK TO A GIRL
WHO SAYS
SHE JUST HAS A FRIEND