Here's Your Sign Christmas Karaoke

I TOOK MY SON

TO THE MALL

THE OTHER DAY

TO SEE SANTA CLAUS

THE WOMAN IN LINE

BEHIND ME SAYS HEY

IS THAT SANTA CLAUS

UP THERE

I SAID NO MA'AM

THAT'S A KENNY ROGERS

STUNT DOUBLE

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

THE OTHER DAY

I BOUGHT A WREATH

TO GO ON OUR

FRONT DOOR

AS I WAS WALKING OUT

OF THE STORE

A MAN STOPPED ME

AND SAID HEY

YOU GONNA HANG THAT

ON YOUR DOOR

I SAID NO SIR

IT'S A CHRISTMAS

TOILET SEAT COVER

GOT THE IDEA

FROM MARTHA

STEWART

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID

SIGN

YOU ACTED DUMB

SO HAVE SOME FUN

AND WEAR YOUR

STUPID SIGN OH

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID

SIGN

YOU LOST YOUR MIND

SO PAY THE FINE

AND WEAR

YOUR STUPID SIGN

I HUNG THOSE LITTLE

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

ON MY HOUSE YOU KNOW

THE KIND THAT BLINK ON

AND OFF MY NEIGHBOR

COMES OVER AND SAYS

HEY BILL HOW DO YOU

GET THOSE TO BLINK ON

AND OFF LIKE THAT I SAID

I GOT MY SON INSIDE

PLUGGIN' IT AND

UNPLUGGIN' IT PLUGGIN' IT

AND UNPLUGGING IT

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

I TOOK MY FAMILY TO BUY A

CHRISTMAS TREE THE

OTHER NIGHT WHEN WE

WALKED ON TO THE LOT

THIS GUY WALKED UP TO

ME AND SAYS HEY YOU ALL

HERE TO BUY A CHRISTMAS

TREE I SAID NO SIR

MY SON'S GOTTA GO TO THE

BATHROOM AND THESE

TREES LOOK REALLY

INVITING

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID SIGN

YOU ACTED DUMB

SO HAVE SOME FUN

AND WEAR YOUR STUPID

SIGN OH HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID SIGN

YOU LOST YOUR MIND

SO PAY THE FINE AND

WEAR YOUR STUPID SIGN

HAVE NO FEAR WHEN

YOU'RE SPREADING CHEER

DURING CHRISTMAS TIME

THE OTHER NIGHT

MY FAMILY AND I WERE

WALKING THROUGH

THE NEIGHBORHOOD

LOOKING AT ALL THE

CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

AND WE CAME UPON

THIS HOUSE THAT HAD A

MANGER SCENE NOW

THERE WAS THIS WHOLE

GROUP OF PEOPLE LOOKING

AT IT WHEN I OVERHEARD

THIS ONE GUY SAY HEY

ARE THOSE THE THREE

WISE MEN I SAID NO SIR

THAT'S ZZ TOP DOING

THE FARM AID CONCERT

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID SIGN

YOU ACTED DUMB

SO HAVE SOME FUN

AND WEAR YOUR STUPID

SIGN OH

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HERE'S YOUR STUPID SIGN

YOU LOST YOUR MIND

SO PAY THE FINE

AND WEAR

YOUR STUPID SIGN

AND FINALLY MY WIFE

AND I WERE IN THE

GROCERY STORE THE

OTHER DAY AND I HEARD

A WOMAN ASK THE CLERK

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME

MIDNIGHT MASS STARTS

ON CHRISTMAS EVE

AND IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT

I WALKED OVER AND SAID

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

EVERYBODY