WELL I WALKED UP
TO THE BAR
I LAID DOWN
MY PLATINUM CARD
THEN I ORDERED
FIFTY LONG NECKS
FOR MY NEW FRIENDS
WELL THE BARMAID
PASSED THEM OUT
AND BEFORE WE
CHUGGED THEM DOWN
I HELD MINE UP
SAID HERE'S TO US
AND THEN
WELL THIS BLONDE
SLID UP TO ME
SHE SAID
THAT WAS AWFUL SWEET
AND THEN I SAW
HER BOYFRIEND
AS WIDE AS HE WAS TALL
WELL HE BROKE UP
OUR HUG
WITH A SIX-FOOT-
FIVE-INCH SHOVE
AND I FOUND MYSELF
SLAMMED UP
AGAINST THE WALL
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY A##
I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
FOR ALL THE ONES
WHO CAN'T
AND JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE MY TRUCK
TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY A##
WELL I'VE NEVER BEEN
THE TYPE
TO WALK UP
AND PICK A FIGHT
I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN THE KIND
TO GET ALONG
I THROW PARTIES
ALL THE TIME
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS
ON MY DIME
WE DRINK AND DANCE
AND SMOKE
UNTIL THE DAWN
WELL MY STYLE
OF STRESS RELIEF
SOMETIMES
DISTURBS THE PEACE
THE POLICE SHOW UP
CUT DOUGHNUTS
IN MY YARD
AND WHILE
THE ZEPPELIN'S
PLAYIN' LOUD
THEY RUN OFF
MY PARTY CROWD
THEY CUFF MY WRISTS
AND THROW ME DOWN
SO HARD
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY A##
I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
FOR ALL THE ONES
WHO CAN'T
AND JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE MY TRUCK
TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY A##
AND JUST BECAUSE
I KISS
THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
AND I DRIVE MY TRUCK
TOO FAST
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
IT SEEMS LIKE
EVERYBODY WANTS
WHY DOES
EVERYBODY WANT
TO KICK MY A##-
SAH
TICK K-K-KICK ME