Sven Sven Sven
Goran Eriksson
He's got
Jimmy Saville's
haircut so how'd he
get a lovely girlfriend?
He tried so many
players for the
Holland game
Yeah how'd he
forget Collymore?
They say
he's insane
Sven Sven Sven
Goran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
but don't forget that
he's from Sweden
Up front there's
Michael Owen and
Heskey that's his pal
We should shave off
Seaman's 'tache
and cut his ponytail
Seaman Seaman
Seaman
Your hair is in
a right old state
All you need is
a Mark One Escort
and a sovereign
ring, mate
What a wally David
looks, his hair will have
to go 'cos he's a cross
between Burt Reynolds
and Peter Stringfellow
Seaman Seaman
Seaman
Your hair is in
a right old state
All you need is a
Ford Cortina and
some furry
dice, mate
You could try
Beckham's mohican
Now that's
a lovely cut
Or even dye
it ginger
Like those scrolls
on Nicky's butt
Hey Dave bring
on the Germans
Another mighty clash
Have a word
with Rudi Voller
See who's got
the biggest 'tache
Rudi Rudi Rudi
Rudi Voller
Vorsprung Durch
Technik or
something or other
Little Michael Owen
he put three
past Ollie Kahn
He must have
cried his eyes out
down the autobahn
Ollie Ollie Ollie
Oliver Kahn
Eins Zwei Drei
Vier Funf that's
five in German
Steven Gerrard
crossed the
German line
Winston Churchill
would be proud as
he put up the
victory sign
Stevie Stevie Stevie
Stevie Gerrard
He must be our man
because he
is well-hard
We could play
that Jordan with
her jelly bags
When we win
the world-cup
She'll get them
out for the lads
Sven Sven Sven's
got her in his squad
He's even brought
back Nobby Styles,
Geoff Hurst,
Martin Peters
and Ken Dodd
Ken Dodd?
Yeah well Gordon
Banks doesn't exactly
rhyme with squad
does it
Can't say that
it does
Sven Sven Sven
Goran Eriksson
Sven Sven Sven
Goran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
but don't forget that
he's from Sweden
Don't forget that
he's from Sweden
Sven Sven Sven
Goran Eriksson