You can't imagine so many
monkeys in the Daily Mail
and all of them
coming anonymously
so they leave no trail
Never thought I'd have
an admirer from overseas
but someone is sending
me stationary filled
with chimpanzees
Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps are
swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps that wish
they could be mine
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting
on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps
who send their love
from Amsterdam
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
If I had to guess
I'd say the monkey-sender
thinks it's great
he's sending me
maybe she's sending me
just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep
and it's gonna be
keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny
but now I've got money
on a monkey fight
Some chimps in hard hats
chimps a-working on a
chain gang, some chimps
who love cats, burning
rubber in a Mustang
a birthday-wishing chimp
A chimp in black
like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp
A British chimp in the bath
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Somehow they followed
me even though I packed
and moved my home
no matter what
they come and they come
they won't leave me alone
Another monkey
in the mail could
make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling
through the stack
until I finally find
some chimps in swimsuits
some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps
who love cats
I've got some
shaved chimps
That's chimps
devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps
dressed up in the
women's underwear
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is
addressed to me
Every one is
Every one is
Every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me
Another postcard
with chimpanzees
and every one is
addressed to me