AT WORDS POETIC
I'M SO PATHETIC
THAT I HAVE ALWAYS
FOUND IT BEST
INSTEAD OF
GETTING 'EM
OFF MY CHEST
TO LET 'EM REST
UNEXPRESSED
I HATE PARADIN'
MY SERENADIN'
AS I'LL PROBABLY
MISS A BAR
BUT IF MY DITTY
IS NOT SO PRETTY
AT LEAST IT'LL TELL YOU
HOW GREAT YOU ARE
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE THE COLISEUM
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE THE
LOUVRE MUSEUM
YOU'RE THE MELODY
FROM A SYMPHONY
BY STRAUSS
YOU'RE A
BENDEL BONNET
A SHAKESPEARE
SONNET
YOU'RE MICKEY MOUSE
YOU'RE THE NILE
YOU'RE THE
TOWER OF PISA
YOU'RE THE SMILE
ON THE MONA LISA
I'M A WORTHLESS CHECK
A TOTAL WRECK A FLOP
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOUR WORDS POETIC
ARE NOT PATHETIC
ON THE OTHER HAND
BOY YOU SHINE
AND I CAN FEEL
AFTER EVERY LINE
A THRILL DIVINE
DOWN MY SPINE
SOME CRITICAL MEANIE
LIKE TOSCANINI
MIGHT THINK
THAT YOUR SONG IS BAD
BUT I GOT A NOTION
I'LL SECOND THE MOTION
AND THIS IS WHAT
I'M GOIN' TO ADD
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE A
SILVER DOLLAR
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE AN
ARROW COLLAR
YOU'RE THE
NIMBLE TREAD
OF THE FEET
OF FRED ASTAIRE
YOU'RE AN
O'NEAL DRAMA
YOU'RE
WHISTLER'S MAMA
YOU'RE CAMEMBERT
YOU'RE THE PEARL
THAT THE
DIVERS FETCH UP
MILTON BERLE
AND TOMATO KETCHUP
I'M A TOY BALLOON
THAT'S FATED SOON
TO POP
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE A
CAESAR SALAD
YOU'RE THE TOP
HA
YOU'RE A
BERLIN BALLAD
YOU'RE THE BOY
I'D SWIPE
FOR THE PERFECT
TYPE OF MALE
YOU'RE AN
OLD DUTCH MASTER
YOU'RE LADY ASTOR
YOU'RE CHIPPENDALE
YOU'RE A ROSE
YOU'RE
INFERNO'S DANTE
YOU'RE THE NOSE
ON THE GREAT DURANTE
I'M JUST IN THE WAY
AS THE FRENCH
WOULD SAY DE TROP
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE THE TOP
YOU'RE A
NEW INVENTION
YOU'RE THE TOP
HA
YOU'RE THE
FOURTH DIMENSION
YOU'RE THE
PURPLE LIGHT
OF A SUMMER NIGHT
IN SPAIN
YOU'RE THE
NATIONAL GALLERY
YOU'RE
GARBO'S SALARY
YOU'RE CELLOPHANE
YOU'RE ROMANCE
YOU'RE THE STEPPES
OF RUSSIA
YOU'RE THE PANTS
ON A ROXY USHER
I'M A BROKEN DOLL
A FOLDEROL
A FLOP
BUT IF BABY
I'M THE BOTTOM
YOU'RE THE TOP