Ullo John
got a new motor?
Ullo John
got a new motor?
Your goat's made
a mess of the carpet
Your goat's made
a mess of the carpet
He lost his
bottle in Barnsley
He lost his
bottle in Barnsley
He's an Avon
representative
He's an Avon
representative
Ullo John
got a new motor?
Ullo John
got a new motor?
Your goat's made
a mess of the carpet
Your goat's made
a mess of the carpet
His brother
moved to Stanmore
His brother
moved to Stanmore
Ullo John
got a new motor?
Ullo John
got a new motor?
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
His friend's
an airline pilot
His friend's
an airline pilot
Mine's a
light and bitter
Mine's a
light and bitter
You broke my
f***ing mirror
You broke my
f***ing mirror
It'll cost
a fortune to fix it
It'll cost
a fortune to fix it
I've got a
friend in the army
I've got a
friend in the army
I've read a book
about woodwork
I've read a book
about woodwork
I've gotta
paper lampshade
I've gotta
paper lampshade
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Ullo John
got a new motor
Alright my son t'riffic
Alright as it happens
Be lucky beep beep
Leave it out alright
Nice one chuck
T'riffic alright
B****ks alright t'riffic
Nice one ere
Ere ere ere ere
Nuff innit ere ere ere
ere ere ere ere
Na na na
ere ere ere ere ere
Now come ere ere ere
Come ere John
Come ere
Over ere over ere
Come over ere
Now come over ere
Now come over ere
Now come over ere
Now come on alright
Come over ere
Come on you
Ere ere you from
the north are ya eh
These babies
do you eh
Rainbows in
black and white
They heading your way
are they son
Alright my son
Alright my son
yeah ere ere
What a lovely motor
the Cortina is eh
What a lovely motor
What style
What lines
What beauty
What poetry eh
all that poetry
in a motor
Ere have you seen
Wordsworth do anything
like the Cortina eh
He didn't did he eh
Tennysson eh
Any of that
Any of them
Any of them fellas eh
Didn't do anything as
poetic as the Cortina
Can you imagine the
poetic imagery of a
Cortina going backwards
through the Blackwall
tunnel the wrong way eh
Ain't that lovely eh
Ain't that a lovely sight
Know what I mean eh
Furry dice
Names on the
windscreen
John Paul and Satre
eh lovely