THERE YOU
WERE STANDIN'
BY THE
SCREEN DOOR
SLAMMIN'
RATHER CLEAR
WHAT'S TAKIN' PLACE
YOU WERE HOLDIN'
ON TO LOUIE
HE WAS PACKIN'
HE WAS HEAVY
THAT PLASTIC
HANDLE
JUST ABOUT
TO BREAK
WELL THEN
YOU PICKED UP CHLOE
SHE KNEW
Y'ALL WERE GOIN'
SHE STARTED BARKIN'
LIKE A TANK
WELL I WAS SHOCKED
AND I WAS JOLTED
BUT I WOULD NOT
BE LONELY
'CAUSE I GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
TAKE YOUR
STRING BIKINIS
YOUR
APPLE MARTINIS
TAKE
WHAT'S LEFT THERE
IN THE BANK
TAKE YOUR FLAT IRON
AND YOUR CURLERS
YOUR
SPARKLIN' WATER
AND THAT
**** PERFUME
I NEVER LIKED
TAKE YOUR
BLACK MERCEDES
ALL THAT
STUFF FOR LADIES
TO ME YOU'RE JUST
A TOTAL BLANK
GO ON
AND LEAVE ME BABY
I DON'T NEED YOU
I GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
WELL NOW
YOU LEFT SCREAMIN'
AND YOUR
TIRES SCREECHIN'
THAT LITTLE DOG
RIGHT IN YOUR LAP
I BECAME
A LITTLE SAD
CALLED
UP MY OLD DAD
HE SAID SON YOU JUST
WOKE ME FROM MY NAP
I TOLD HIM
YOU HAD LEFT ME
HE SAID SON
NOW DON'T YOU
HATE ME
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I THINK
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE BETTER OFF
YOU CAN FISH AND
YOU CAN GOLF
YOU STILL GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
TAKE YOUR
STRING BIKINIS
YOUR
APPLE MARTINIS
TAKE
WHAT'S LEFT THERE
IN THE BANK
TAKE YOUR FLAT IRON
AND YOUR CURLERS
YOUR
SPARKLIN' WATER
AND THAT
**** PERFUME
I NEVER LIKED
TAKE YOUR
BLACK MERCEDES
ALL THAT
STUFF FOR LADIES
TO ME YOU'RE JUST
A TOTAL BLANK
GO ON
AND LEAVE ME BABY
I DON'T NEED YOU
I GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
THAT'S RIGHT
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
SO I
GOT OUT
THE WHISKEY
I BEGAN TO LISTEN
TO SONGS
OUT IN MY TRUCK
YOU COULDN'T CRANK
I STARTED
FEELIN' EMPTY
THEN AGAIN
IT HIT ME
I'VE GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
TAKE YOUR
STRING BIKINIS
YOUR
APPLE MARTINIS
TAKE
WHAT'S LEFT THERE
IN THE BANK
TAKE YOUR FLAT IRON
AND YOUR CURLERS
YOUR
SPARKLIN' WATER
AND THAT
**** PERFUME
I NEVER LIKED
TAKE YOUR
BLACK MERCEDES
ALL THAT
STUFF FOR LADIES
TO ME
YOU'RE JUST
A TOTAL BLANK
GO ON AND LEAVE
ME BABY
I DON'T NEED YOU
I GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
YEAH NOW
GO ON AND LEAVE
ME BABY
I DON'T NEED YOU
I GOT
JIM AND JACK
AND HANK
AH THAT'S RIGHT
YOU GO AHEAD
I'LL BE A-OKAY
'CAUSE I GOT JOSE
CAPTAIN MORGAN
NOT TO MENTION
CALL OLD GEORGE
AND TAMMY
AND LORETTA
MERLE
WILLIE NELSON
BIG JOHN CASH
HOW ABOUT OLD
JIMMY BUFFET
BRING HIM IN THERE
WHEN IT'S SUN
SHININ'
GEORGE STRAIT
AN OLD FRIEND
CAN'T FORGET
HANK JUNIOR
AND ALL HIS
ROWDY FRIENDS
I'M GONNA
CLEAN OUT THE
WHOLE CLOSET
BABY
AH YEAH
GOODBYE